Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for December 07, 2023

“…which, of course, explains why I had to shut the place down!”

Where’s Crankshaft?

Yes, if you’re in a post-nuclear world dominated by mutant cockroaches.

“I’m sure that you two will do well ruining Montoni’s!”

Can we just get Ed to fire up the oven and burn down the joint, so that we can put an end to this Funky Winkerbean intrusion?

Funky: “Er—do either of you know how to make a good Montoni’s pizza? No? The secret will cost you ten percent of your gross profits.”Mindy: “What? Mopey, can we afford that?”Mopey: “Sure! Whatever profits are!”

But, but, we have never made any, just only eaten them.

It will be interesting to see what their plans are for the place!

“Just make a good pizza.”

“Won’t that confuse people?”

Eat a path to their door? Then they won’t be hungry when they get there!

Or make a bad pizza and be the only pizza place for miles around. Don’t let anyone else come into town.

Pete: Oh, that reminds me – how do you make a pizza? I’ve never cooked anything in my entire life, I actually really hate to cook. Can I just buy them frozen and heat them up?

Well, Funky, you just told everyone that you don’t know how to make a decent pizza!

Good advice.

The amazing, disappearing Crankshaft!

Listen to your elders!!!!

didnt ed throw a pizza box into the fire place last month what pizza place was that ?

Is that all there is to running restaurant………I doubt it!

Is he selling them the recipe?

Who knew that Funky would be such a good salesman? Used car salesman, but a salesman none the less.

I miss Funky and the gang.

Easier said than done…..

I hope that the sale included Montoni’s recipes. Otherwise, funky’s advice will go to waste.

“They’ll eat a path to your door! By which I mean, they’ll eat dirt before they ever eat a Mont—-You FOOL, Funky! You said it loud!”

Haha! (＾▽＾)