Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 21, 2023

Could be worse. Could be Womanure.

Often times blessings will come in different forms to those who ask.

Serve with an abundant helping of CO2, as well.

One person’s doo-doo is another person’s bounty.

ICK!

Waste should be recycled whenever possible.

Some waste can provide nutrients for others.

here’s the next ‘thing’ – science now says plants have intelligence and can talk to one another

If you decided to risk your savings to start a fertilizer business, would that make you an entre-manure?

I think I worked at that company, except the lights were usually off.

must have been a sh**ty job. lunch hour was cool cause the whistle didn’t blow it just went… DUNG

Trumputin must be in town. Poor citizens.

Buncha crap!

Amen.

A Menure.

I’ve been rewarded many times.

That’s how I feel when I eat at McDonalds

One man’s trash is another person’s treasure.

Does praying about it make it holy s*?

I hope my child has a different meal plan for Thanksgiving dinner.

Oh C R A P

At least they’re getting bagged and not fresh!

one man’s trash…

….if you don’t wilt from the fowl smell…..lol

Holy sh!t.

Batmanure guano be good

They’re feeling daised and confused.