Herman by Jim Unger for November 23, 2023

And?

Jug head.

ENUNCIATE CLEARLY!

That would be funny – Welcome to the “Jokes Restaurant”

Whatever “floats your boat.”

“Did you mean a photograph, a pouring glass, or a baseball player?”

Do NOT order the buffalo wings.

Make it fresh water. And no boat.

Picture perfect?

Waiter is not long off the boat.

I remember a grade school teacher telling us how to pronounce library, picture and February.

It’s old and silly but it gave me a good chuckle, thanks.

It’s not what he pictured when he came in there to eat.

So he wants Merrill Kelly to throw water balloons at him?

When you get older, hearing starts to fade……

Now, do what they do in cartoons, and raise it up and down, while tilting it left to right

He wanted to show you why catch of the day is so expensive.

HIPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink…

He did exactly as you asked.

I wonder how long the waiter has waited to use that gag.

I’m less thirsty already

“Sorry, sir, but, that ship has sailed.”