Herman by Jim Unger for November 24, 2023

A skinny thinker,eh?

As you think, so are you.

(Proverbs 23:7 says, “For as a man thinks in his heart, so is he.” Dis guy done overdid it!!)

That sounds like an advertisement to watch a “Thin Man” movie festival on TV.

Reminds me of a Dr. Dimento song, pencil neck geek. Pencil neck geek. Grit eating freak. Scum sucking loser with a lousy physique. He’s a one man, no good losing streak. Nothin’ but a pencil neck geek.

k

The reading is going to his head

Stole the sign from a dietary counselling center.

I never cared for narrow minded thinkers.

Thin may be in, but fat is where it’s at!

Don’t think twice — it’s all right.

now I want a thin mint

Just do the math: First THINK. Then subtract K. And you get THIN.

I’ll bet he likes a fat paycheck!

Haven’t tried that dietary approach

If it only worked for the rest of his body. Maybe if he changed the sign to “Be Thin”.

Lean into it.