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Where’s the tangled mess of hands in P2?. Every Hail Mary I’ve seen — regardless of result — has about 5-10 jumping and contesting for the ball. Did P2 receiver put flubber on his shoes?
Agree with huskiecoach. Hank’s plots and stories have no rhythm and the dialogue is questionable. I’ve been lenient and overlooked the daily gaffes because, well, nobody’s perfect. But it’s not professional either.
It’s obvious that Henry is in cahoots with Vito. Nevertheless, his attempt to shave points from Milford’s total were fruitless and my Milford +7 paid off handsomely. I’m going to Disneyland!
And as the stadium lights fade into darkness, we gaze into the night sky and observe the blinking beacon of the first available flight back to Scottsdale. Those clams won’t bake themselves…
P-3 Trivia time: What Walt Disney Western theme series about Mountain Men featured “Indian Wrestling” in one of the episodes? Here’s a clue: it was named after the main character.
We almost had the stoplight panels again, except we got purple instead of red. And speaking of purple, you might be seeing purple if you realize you forgot to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Will Milford give the game ball to Pedro? Nah!!!
That kid with Marfan over 1 year ago
That’s one tangled mess of hands in P3.
Charks over 1 year ago
Where’s the tangled mess of hands in P2?. Every Hail Mary I’ve seen — regardless of result — has about 5-10 jumping and contesting for the ball. Did P2 receiver put flubber on his shoes?
That kid with Marfan over 1 year ago
Milford led 18-3 on Nov. 15. Milford scored another touchdown on Nov. 17. The touchdown today gave Milford a 24-18 win?
wooleys2001 over 1 year ago
Yeah, Henry forgot to keep score. Weird.
Ichabod Ferguson over 1 year ago
Instead of kicking the extra point, they decide to Indian wrestle.
huskiecoach over 1 year ago
“Professionalism”? By HS kids? Sportsmanship would be the correct term. But don’t expect writer to know that.
jslabotnik over 1 year ago
No defensive backs even near the Milford receiver on a Hail Mary? I guess VT was expecting a run.
Mr Reality over 1 year ago
In all reality, can we get to basketball season already?
HooDaD over 1 year ago
If those are supposed to be handshakes in P3, it’s odd to see the bottom one being done left-handed.
bearwku82 over 1 year ago
Agree with huskiecoach. Hank’s plots and stories have no rhythm and the dialogue is questionable. I’ve been lenient and overlooked the daily gaffes because, well, nobody’s perfect. But it’s not professional either.
Gil-doh! over 1 year ago
A cornucopia of hands! YAS BAY BAY!
dadjo over 1 year ago
It’s obvious that Henry is in cahoots with Vito. Nevertheless, his attempt to shave points from Milford’s total were fruitless and my Milford +7 paid off handsomely. I’m going to Disneyland!
Gil-doh! over 1 year ago
Seven (eight) total touchdowns and no extra points? The Milford and VT kickers must have headed home for the holidays early.
Twainrdr over 1 year ago
P-1: 4th and long, if you call inside the ten long.
P-2: Tired of the Football season, Gil has his first kid audition for Forward on the Hoops team.
P-3: Someone broke into the locker room and stole To-be’s picture of Tom Cruise. The Mudlarks frisk all the departing fans.
hifirick1953 over 1 year ago
Rod squirting in his socks after drawing P3.
hifirick1953 over 1 year ago
What about Pedro???
Irish53 over 1 year ago
“…a touching display of professionalism…”? Because of a post game handshake line? Gimme a break…
Irish53 over 1 year ago
P 4: Gil tells Kim “<…tell your grandma to put that in her pipe and smoke it, b****…>”
lemonbaskt over 1 year ago
dam leo your armpit really stinks says #71
lemonbaskt over 1 year ago
well sounds like a better game then the three bad ones that were on yesterday
lemonbaskt over 1 year ago
they only turn the lights on when milford has the ball
lemonbaskt over 1 year ago
meanwhile meemaw wheels her self back to the bleachers with the turnip nobody wanted to eat
James St. John Smythe over 1 year ago
P3: More gigantic hands as an early holiday treat for everyone!
KazDojo over 1 year ago
And as the stadium lights fade into darkness, we gaze into the night sky and observe the blinking beacon of the first available flight back to Scottsdale. Those clams won’t bake themselves…
metals24 over 1 year ago
P3- VT player breaks the wrist of a Mudlark starting a brawl.
Need coffee over 1 year ago
P1: Gatorade cannon showers the field before the game even ends.
P2: Leo has Bionic Man/Incredible Hulk arm strength if the receiver has to jump all the way to the crossbar to snag a Hail Mary.
Twainrdr over 1 year ago
P-2: The Mudlark reciever prevents a VT Homerun!
Twainrdr over 1 year ago
P-1: Leo is ejected for throwing his golf club.
Twainrdr over 1 year ago
P-3 Trivia time: What Walt Disney Western theme series about Mountain Men featured “Indian Wrestling” in one of the episodes? Here’s a clue: it was named after the main character.
Twainrdr over 1 year ago
Is P-3 the first recorded instance of a post game Square Dance?
lemonbaskt over 1 year ago
breaking news dolphin star tyreek hill shouts out pedro from gil thorp for why he gave touchdown catch to wife
Mopman over 1 year ago
We almost had the stoplight panels again, except we got purple instead of red. And speaking of purple, you might be seeing purple if you realize you forgot to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/11/24/gil-gets-away-with-more-shit/
Stalker Paul over 1 year ago
Where’s Jami today? I’m concerned for his well-being.
artegal over 1 year ago
Professionalism? They’re paying high school athletes?