Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 24, 2023

Will Milford give the game ball to Pedro? Nah!!!

That’s one tangled mess of hands in P3.

Where’s the tangled mess of hands in P2?. Every Hail Mary I’ve seen — regardless of result — has about 5-10 jumping and contesting for the ball. Did P2 receiver put flubber on his shoes?

Milford led 18-3 on Nov. 15. Milford scored another touchdown on Nov. 17. The touchdown today gave Milford a 24-18 win?

Yeah, Henry forgot to keep score. Weird.

Instead of kicking the extra point, they decide to Indian wrestle.

“Professionalism”? By HS kids? Sportsmanship would be the correct term. But don’t expect writer to know that.

No defensive backs even near the Milford receiver on a Hail Mary? I guess VT was expecting a run.

In all reality, can we get to basketball season already?

If those are supposed to be handshakes in P3, it’s odd to see the bottom one being done left-handed.

Agree with huskiecoach. Hank’s plots and stories have no rhythm and the dialogue is questionable. I’ve been lenient and overlooked the daily gaffes because, well, nobody’s perfect. But it’s not professional either.

A cornucopia of hands! YAS BAY BAY!

It’s obvious that Henry is in cahoots with Vito. Nevertheless, his attempt to shave points from Milford’s total were fruitless and my Milford +7 paid off handsomely. I’m going to Disneyland!

Seven (eight) total touchdowns and no extra points? The Milford and VT kickers must have headed home for the holidays early.

P-1: 4th and long, if you call inside the ten long.

P-2: Tired of the Football season, Gil has his first kid audition for Forward on the Hoops team.

P-3: Someone broke into the locker room and stole To-be’s picture of Tom Cruise. The Mudlarks frisk all the departing fans.

Rod squirting in his socks after drawing P3.

What about Pedro???

“…a touching display of professionalism…”? Because of a post game handshake line? Gimme a break…

P 4: Gil tells Kim “<…tell your grandma to put that in her pipe and smoke it, b****…>”

dam leo your armpit really stinks says #71

well sounds like a better game then the three bad ones that were on yesterday

they only turn the lights on when milford has the ball

meanwhile meemaw wheels her self back to the bleachers with the turnip nobody wanted to eat

P3: More gigantic hands as an early holiday treat for everyone!

And as the stadium lights fade into darkness, we gaze into the night sky and observe the blinking beacon of the first available flight back to Scottsdale. Those clams won’t bake themselves…

P3- VT player breaks the wrist of a Mudlark starting a brawl.

P1: Gatorade cannon showers the field before the game even ends.

P2: Leo has Bionic Man/Incredible Hulk arm strength if the receiver has to jump all the way to the crossbar to snag a Hail Mary.

P-2: The Mudlark reciever prevents a VT Homerun!

P-1: Leo is ejected for throwing his golf club.

P-3 Trivia time: What Walt Disney Western theme series about Mountain Men featured “Indian Wrestling” in one of the episodes? Here’s a clue: it was named after the main character.

Is P-3 the first recorded instance of a post game Square Dance?

breaking news dolphin star tyreek hill shouts out pedro from gil thorp for why he gave touchdown catch to wife

We almost had the stoplight panels again, except we got purple instead of red. And speaking of purple, you might be seeing purple if you realize you forgot to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/11/24/gil-gets-away-with-more-shit/

Where’s Jami today? I’m concerned for his well-being.

Professionalism? They’re paying high school athletes?