FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 24, 2023

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.Com/foxtrot/2002/12/22

Merry Christmas!

Yeah. My kid’s a full adult and it still scares the p-waddin out of me that he went out and bought a chainsaw. So far he’s remained whole…

We can’t have Jason with a chainsaw.

Happy Christmas everyone!

I would not even trust that kid with rubber scissors.

I’m 73 and I scared my kids when I bought one.

“Your father would probably kill himself if he tried to use one.”

Growing up in the PacNW, chainsaws were all around. Love the smell of new cut pine and the sound of chainsaws working. Brings back memories of my mom’s family all cutting my grandpa’s trees together at the holidays for firewood.

Jason still believes in Santa? Isn’t he supposed to be around 12 years old?

“No, and for good reason” she replied, as she mixed up another jumbo sized pot of tofu gruel.

Geez, Jason, what are you expecting him to deliver – ENIAC?

Once again, another Christmas where I miss this strip not having dailies anymore. As we’ve seen this past week, they were often Amend’s best work. Though maybe Jason should ask Santa Claus to bring Andy better cooking skills and recipes. That will be great for everyone.

Also, they don’t have a leather face mask

Jason, just give him your garage door code ala Amazon Prime

Merry christmas everyone

Jason, you most certainly DO NOT need a chainsaw. And neither does Marcus or Quincy.