The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 28, 2023

He’d look great in sandals!!

What are you going to do with all those extra piggies?

My son was born with 12 fingers (polydactyly – my father had it, too). A few hours after the birth a nurse came into my wife’s recovery room and we asked the “stork bites” on his face. She replied “He’s fine. All that matters is that he’s got 10 fingers and 10 toes, right?” I gave her a glower and told her he had 12 fingers. Her jaw dropped and she slunk away apologizing.

He used 3 times too much of the stuff.

Get one more and you can field a baseball team

Don’t look at you knuckles!

That’s quite a toe jam!

The better to toe the line.

Boy…he’s going to need little side cars for his new piggies.

Good luck finding shoes for that gang.

Spare toes in case he gets a flat (feet).

Great. More toes to stub.

Hanging 16 doesn´t have the same ring to it!

Another victim of unrealistic body standards perpetuated by the media.

The person who invents ‘no-gain’, rub it on body fat and it disappears, will become one of the richest people in the world very quickly.

The way the foot is holding the Toegain bottle doesn’t quite match its image in the mirror. And check out (count) those toes.

I thought it was going to make his toenail grow.

I have enough toes and toenails to trim, thank you.

Mr. Hilburn has found an alternative to taking medication: making money from his condition. ;)

Well, I see the extra 3 tootsies can help that little piggy carry groceries from the market!

You’re going to have to stretch out those Crocks. And figure out which toes your flip flops fit between.

Was this cartoon made with artificial intelligence?

He’s added again!

This is from 2017! How did he anticipate AI “art” so accurately!?

Toe Jams too?!

Bet he drives a “Toe-truck”!

“May the hair on your toes grow long.”

My…what a full head of…toes??

Bubba Bigfoot Phalanges … a bit egotistical.

In 2021 I had most of the fifth metatarsal on my right foot amputated because of a bone infection. At the end of that year I was healed and the podiatrist had a final x-ray done. There was indication of new growth in the bone.

Eww

Nice Toe-Fro, dude.

They’ll go to market

Enough toes to make an athletes foot…

Well, this is the digital age, so….

Saturday Night Live did a parody commercial for something called Toe-Rific that did the opposite – it removed unwanted toes. (Actually, it was a passing reference; the commercial was for something that removed unwanted fingers, similar to a wart remover.)