The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 01, 2023

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    LookingGlass Premium Member about 1 year ago

    WHAAAAT!?!?!? And miss all that ……… Christmas “jocularity?!”

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Take the money and run!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    If Chief hires somebody smarter he had to pay him/her more. So that won’t happen!

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    GROG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It may cost you a money bag or two. Good help doesn’t come cheap.

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    cracker65  about 1 year ago

    He would miss Brutus.

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    zzeek  about 1 year ago

    Brutus, it must be something personal. From all of the bags off money next to Chief’s desk it certainly isn’t economic. The cozy business is looking cozy with you it its’ employment. Not that that would make you feel any better.

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    jmworacle  about 1 year ago

    He’s biding his time until Kamala or George Santos becomes avaiable.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Now that would require someone with unique disqualifications.

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    nosirrom  about 1 year ago

    How will Rancid ever find someone so unqualified?

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    Justanolddude Premium Member about 1 year ago

    How about Gladys comes in on even numbered days and I only come in on odd numbered days for a while?

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    pat sandy creator about 1 year ago

    Brutus is now on the search committee…

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    e.groves  about 1 year ago

    “Take this job and SHOVE IT!”

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago

    He’s irreplaceable

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Had to ask didn’t you Brutus ?

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    It’ll never happen. The boss will be unable to find another employee to work for the wage he pays Brutus

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    dbrucepm  about 1 year ago

    They did that where I work thinking they couldn’t do worse, the last 2 hires prove they could

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    flemmingo  about 1 year ago

    I was told once by my boss that was probably the smartest person in the company. Then he fired me or at least tried to?

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    Sir Davecelot  about 1 year ago

    Rancid reminds me a lot of Ebenezer Scrooge. Speaking of Christmas, I was curious if there were any Christmas-themed strips in the works ;)

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    rhpii  about 1 year ago

    Brutus is one of a kind. You’ll never find a replacement.

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    dcdete.  about 1 year ago

    Hey, although there are five smaller moneybags on the floor, when the Chief calls you into his office and pushes the fattest moneybag with the largest dollar sign on it, towards you, Brutus, TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN!

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    Just-me  about 1 year ago

    That should be just like Veeblefester, to get our hero to find his own replacement then fire him. But I don’t think the Chief would want to pay the salary the replacement would require…

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    Chris  about 1 year ago

    but you’d miss him too much. :J

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    CorkLock  about 1 year ago

    Brutus, sometimes it pays to stay at the water cooler and keep stum.

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    ChessPirate  about 1 year ago

    “Hmm, let’s see… What’s a Patsy/Fall-Guy/Whipping-Boy going for these days? What!? Ouch! Thornapple! Your job is safe!”

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    There will not be this comic strip if he gets rid of Brutus.

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    He offered his help and the boss said No in an insulting way. Bad form indeed from the Boss. He’s fortunate for Brutus’s loyalty. Brutus should at least look at other options and scout around at other businesses. Might just shake up the Boss……

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    preacherman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Well, Brutus is safe, then. There’s noone that could replace him as noone would put up with what he puts up with from Bossman.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Brutus will be blessed……….

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    Good luck finding someone who will take your abuse.

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    Knucklehead  about 1 year ago

    Seems like more money bags than usual, stock prices must be up

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Back in the early 2000s when Nortel Networks collapsed a friend of mine who worked there shared the same name as one of the VPs. He accidently got an email advising there would be a massive lay off the next day.

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    petermerck  about 1 year ago

    He’s upset because he can’t find anyone that’s more competent than Brutus.

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    Brutus thinks, “I must be irreplaceable, or Veeblefester would have replaced me long ago.”…

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Those two will always work together. I don’t think they can function separately.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Brutus knows the Boss won’t replace him because he needs him as his scapegoat. If he hired someone competent Rancid would have to take the blame himself

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    Chris Sherlock  about 1 year ago

    Veebs could never find anyone who would put up with the abuse Brutus does for the small salary he pays Brutus.

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    bigplayray  about 1 year ago

    Score one for the Chief!

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