Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 25, 2023

That’ right…. elbow your way through.

The Froglandian Bath Mat Factory snackbar girls are the prettiest!

Thanks but I’ll head to the minibar.

I do not need to roll up my sleeves to do that.

What, this is your second time?

I will return to the snack if you stop calling me bar.

Concede to the concession if you’ll stand for it.

The evil female Horticulturalist crossed all the flowers with female names, and then genetically spliced that multi-cross-hybrid onto a Venus Fly Trap. WARNING TO MEN: Don’t stand too close!

Her name? Her name? In the main, it’s Mary Jane!!

I knew the sleeveless tee shirt was a poor choice.

Heartening to see a woman without the Groucho Marx eyebrows these days.

I don’t come to Frog Applause™ because of the naked women. I come to read the articles.

Summer’s coming to my little patch of paradise – no sleeves to roll up … tank tops, shorts, and flip-flops are the uniform of the day!

I always do exactly as the cruise director says. Except when she tells me to go jump in the lake.

Is it just me, or does the Amanda the Great visiting Frog Applause seem reminiscent of an Amanda the Great LEGO mini fig?

yes ma’am!

…Shirley temples and nacho cheese dip for everyone…

…now! That’s what I call a happy hour!…

…how do we know they’re not Hi & Lois spies?…

…ooh la laa there are no sleeves to roll up…

…mmm…

…I’d like to see her green papers…

…suddenly, I know why my wife pre-starts her car…

… GOOO BUCKSYES!!!!! …

… Vlad claims that he wants to de-flour …

…and take her in his Impala…

…this precious child that we call Sunshine…

…I just go berserk…

Lets all go to the lobby, lets all go to the lobby.

Deflowered and proud of it ….

( nice bouquet too )

Report to the Snackbar,Admiral Ackbar,We have work to do.

Capitulation is highly recommended.

For Teresa, I will make this one concession.

I’m feelin’ like a Slurpee.

a knack for snack…

Was that a personal invite just for me, or was that for the whole gang?

Bada Bing Bada Bang!

She rolled up her sleeves… and kept going.

Tasty tidbits while you await the Main Feature.