The Narwhal Rapprochement Association (NRA) began to lobby for replaceable tusks, multiple tusks per narwhal, and for permission to make them more flexible and deadly.
I think that this is not how Logic works, nor Language.
If, however, your narwhals hate, then you are doing something wrong with the playful Unicorns of the Northern Sea. If you have heard of Big Foot, you may also think of the bulls as “Big Tooth,” or not, as suits your limited fantasizing. They are not duelists, it seems….
Bill Thompson 10 months ago
But they mellow out when they reach the Narctic Ocean.
Jonathan Lemon creator 10 months ago
Ain’t that the tooth.
Ubintold 10 months ago
That’s neither here, nar there.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 10 months ago
I refuse to hate. Instead, I’ll marinate!
Superfrog 10 months ago
Yeah, nah.
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
Narwhal males don’t give hickeys — they give stickeys.
Randy B Premium Member 10 months ago
They’re the Jedi of the sea!
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
Randy B Premium Member 10 months ago
The narmakeupsex is amazing.
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
Norman the Notorious Narwhal
Went way beyond the Pale:
Not only did he see a dentist
He also used an orca-dontist
And oral tooth surgeon
At a talent agent’s urgin’!
He married a Beluga dame
And brought his family shame.
Oh Norman, moby someday
You’ll regret you went astray!
3hourtour Premium Member 10 months ago
…there is nothing worse than an unfaithful narhater…
…though, dog earing a book is bad…
… and no one should ever Jimmy Page …
…just don’t do it…
…you’d narhate, too…
…if the mermaid that rode you was turquoise…
…but grilling on the barbie is fun…
…don’t think you can do it?…
…anyone Ken…
… skewered barbie…
…Bob Narwhal hated his gift…
…wrong horn!…
…all the other boys would laugh…
…until all the girls saw his point…
…whose giggling, now, narhaters?!?…
phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago
We narwhals are a peaceful species, but if you try to take advantage of us, we’ll sic the orcas on your boat.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 10 months ago
Hate = Ate preceded by short aspiration. Enjoy.
nancyb creator 10 months ago
Narwhals gotta wail.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 10 months ago
People don’t gotta hate. It’s just something that they enjoy, often while typing one-handed.
ericlscott creator 10 months ago
Would it help if I scratched behind your tusk.
charles9156 10 months ago
hope you get over it
Rev Phnk Ey 10 months ago
But do they inhale?
lemonbaskt 10 months ago
unicorn fish great dogfood i hear
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Hate, and revenge eats your innards….
Better to be a Narwhal and eat that instead!
pat sandy creator 10 months ago
no hate is on my Christmas list.
coltish1. 10 months ago
The Narwhal Rapprochement Association (NRA) began to lobby for replaceable tusks, multiple tusks per narwhal, and for permission to make them more flexible and deadly.
markkahler52 10 months ago
Some narwhal’s lead, and some are strangely excellent at compelling others to follow…
davewhamond creator 10 months ago
And pirates gotta ARRR-whal. … Sorry, couldn’t help myself but now I ruined Teresa’s joke.
Howard'sMyHero 10 months ago
Commentators here gotta LAMEinate …!
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Right to the point! I like that.
6turtle9 10 months ago
He’s just angry because he’s so horny.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member 10 months ago
Yeah, and predators gotta predate!!!
Earthling Premium Member 10 months ago
No gotta, only wanna
Sisyphos 10 months ago
I think that this is not how Logic works, nor Language.
If, however, your narwhals hate, then you are doing something wrong with the playful Unicorns of the Northern Sea. If you have heard of Big Foot, you may also think of the bulls as “Big Tooth,” or not, as suits your limited fantasizing. They are not duelists, it seems….
coltish1. 10 months ago
Hey, Teresa! Check out your “mention” in Cavna’s “Warped” strip today!
https://www.gocomics.Com/warped/2023/11/28?ct=v&cti=2714698
Howard'sMyHero 10 months ago
I am stuck on Narwhals,
Narwhals stuck on meeee …!
The Tooninator creator 10 months ago
I wonder why they are called Narwhales. Perhaps they are from Narnia.
3hourtour Premium Member 10 months ago
…ice cold water running through my veins…
…They try and drag me back to work again…
…Pain and blisters on my mind and hands
…I work all day making up burlap bags
…slavery of Narwhals is a real thing …in Namor’s Atlantis…
…Mayor Arthur Curry wants to stop this practice…
…not all Narwhals are drug dealers as Namor claims…
…or rapists…
…not all Narwhals read Gocomics without becoming paying customers…
…not all Narwhals vote twice on Dancing With The Stars…
…but the ones that do…
…we don’t need to cut off their horns like Namor suggests…
…we just need to lend them to Sea World…
…and when they are not earning their keep by performing…
…be made to watch, The Santa Clause 3, over & over, again…
…believe me…
…these bad Narwhals will soon be reformed Narwhals…
Amanda El-Dweek creator 10 months ago
I LOVE NARWHALS (I should get a print of this, to go with my other FA print!)