Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 08, 2023

OUCH SHE IS BAD EEEEEK

“Terrific” terrors! And this is how the uncertainty of being loved turned arachnids into insects…

Since spiders have eight legs, it’ll turn out that he loves her not. Serves her right.

Eight legs. He loves you not!

Poor spider.

Does she know she’s competing with the 50-foot woman for him?

Try that with Shelob.

Ha ha. That is something she would do. Now the little guy will just have to lie there in wait of being eaten or squashed. By her or a host of other possibilities. Passing dog. Cat. Toddler. Other spider.

The funny thing (well, along with the comic itself – was a LOL) is that some folks will be upset that a poor spider is being dismembered in a comic where Leopold regularly dismembers people and tortures a head endlessly.

Side note: spiders can autoamputate a leg to save their lives from a predator.

Twisted.

ooh, I must unsee that.

If Leo had seen this, he might appreciate her more.

LOL!

Kid’s got a lotta pluck.

That kid has serious issues.

With eight legs to a spider He loves me He loves me not will not end well for her.

Who knew spider divination was so accurate!? I wonder if that’s Beatrice’s house? We have never seen it before. I’m surprised it’s not billowing smoke from her three packs a day mother.

Poor spider!

Poor little spider! This is our Creepy Little Girl, Beatrice, at her creepiest!