Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 28, 2023

If you have to mention your sex life on your voicemail greeting, it probably isn’t that great.

If the sex is off the charts that means it is not on any chart. So does that mean you are not having any sex that you need to chart?

Time for remote working — far from them and close to Kim.

When did “Uncle Stupidhead” EVER have a job??

Sex life??? Ewwwwwww!!!

“Maybe I misheard. Perhaps it was ‘Ack!’ and I reached Bill the Cat by mistake. Or that Cathy person.”

I always wondered what attracted her to Zeke.

‘Off the charts’ simply means they haven’t found a pie-chart that represents the aspects of either of their utter lack of redeeming qualities in a positive light….

RIP Tommy Smothers,a wonderful free spirit

After you master five things to do with your fingers and tongue, you can handle pretty much any kind of genitalia your partner happens to have, so you don’t need to follow a chart any longer.

She keeps those charts laminated to protect from any stray bodily fluids. Gross!

Put it in your Christmas letter

It seems to me that “between jobs” means, at the very least, that one would have had a job beforehand (and maybe too that there are prospects for a future job). This makes me think of my brother, who was a bit of a layabout, commenting when he was in high school that he wanted to live off unemployment. He wasn’t taking into account that one had to have been employed for a time first.

I also remember that Zonker once said that he wasn’t technically unemployed, since he wasn’t looking for a job.

I feel you man!!

I had no idea Zeke was a stud muffin. Excuse me while toss my lunch.