Breaking news! Santa has been banned in several states led by Governor Abbot of Texas and DeSantis of Florida. They have deemed him too Woke and Diversive! Moms for Liberty are reported be joining the movement because LGBTQ+ kids are on Santas’ good list.
When I was growing up (about Zoe’s age) we had one stationary phone wired into the house and we were lucky because not every home had even one phone. And that one phone was black and a party line.
Kiba65 12 months ago
Kids, they do have a way with words that go straight to the heart….
j_m_kuehl 12 months ago
On the second day of Christmas, My True love gave to me, Two tin cans, and a piece of String
BenGMan 12 months ago
2 more years Zoe.
iggyman 12 months ago
Most kids have those these days. Good thing or bad thing?!
John M 12 months ago
Nothings changed except the kids want phones instead of bikes
ladykat 12 months ago
You don’t need a phone, Zoe.
tremaine53 12 months ago
Oh, great. Now Zoe is developing a proclivity for old men who give children presents.
SquidGamerGal 12 months ago
Are you high, Wanda! You know she’s just gonna yak, yak, yak nonstop while running up the phone bill!
ctolson 12 months ago
With all the drugs out there, maybe a couple Narcan inhalers would be a good gift and backpack item.
ctolson 12 months ago
Breaking news! Santa has been banned in several states led by Governor Abbot of Texas and DeSantis of Florida. They have deemed him too Woke and Diversive! Moms for Liberty are reported be joining the movement because LGBTQ+ kids are on Santas’ good list.
6foot6 12 months ago
we told our kids early on. Santa doesn’t deal in electronics. only clothing and toys. so don’t expect anything with a screen from Santa.
Olddog1 12 months ago
Only good ones, Zoe, only good ones.
Old Time Tales 12 months ago
My kids gave their 10 year old a smart phone. He posts disturbing videos on youtube.
Sherlock5 12 months ago
Explain to her that Santa gives parents veto power over their Christmas list.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Zoe’s got grade expectations.
John Jorgensen 12 months ago
Zoe, you don’t even want to know what I had in middle school.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 12 months ago
Santa somehow seems sympathetic to parental preferences.
Imhungry 12 months ago
When I was growing up (about Zoe’s age) we had one stationary phone wired into the house and we were lucky because not every home had even one phone. And that one phone was black and a party line.
danketaz Premium Member 12 months ago
How do you feel about getting a kick from an elf?
raybarb44 12 months ago
Middle school. Seriously…..
jrankin1959 12 months ago
You know, Zoe, Santa doesn’t like kids smart-mouthing parents…
The Quiet One 12 months ago
What do you mean have yourself a passive-aggressive Christmas? .Every day is passive-aggressive for Zoe.
wordsmeet 11 months ago
Parents, enjoy the rare satisfaction of saying no to a child who asks for a cellphone for Christmas.
ToneeRhianRose 6 months ago
Haha! (^▽^)