Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 15, 2023

Santa Porn! Fit for all the naughty ladies!

the problem would have been solved easily if it was all in Russian.

Santa manscaped himself??!!

Dang!!! Metrose(x)ual Santa!!

Well, that’s going to be a heck of a R-rated commercial!

Do you have another million dollars?

Sounds like a rock-solid technicality.

Santa Barber-ah, eh.

Not a creature was furry, not even his mouse

Leg job, I guess.

Good thing he doesn’t wear a kilt.

Is that why his legs are so far apart?

Funny, my first reaction was, “Well then whose face did you shave?!”

Even cavemen never shaved.

You tell him, Santa!

Santa has a big sack

Now it’s easier to find the North Pole.

Santascaping?

“The Norelco folks made me a better offer – all I had to do was ride on their razor head over a snowbank. "

Best not to be using aftershave afterwards…certainly won’t just be standing there..

“Mommy, I don’t understand this one!” “Go ask your dad…”

..just for my Ho-Ho-Hoes..

ew

I’ve been reading GO COMICS for years and this is the best COMMENTS section ever. I think i blew coffee outta my nose 6 times here.

Why would Santa need a million dollars.

Show me the money!

Takes me back to the day I had my vasectomy…

Gotta always read the fine print

this could go 2 ways depending on which word you emphasize…my face, or my face…leave it up to your imagination!

’Nough said!

“Wanna see the photographs? I put ’em online.”

Pits?

A Ballsy move on Santa’s part.

The devil is in the details.

Santas Manscaped sponsorship pays off

Haven’t you ever seen The Santa Clause, buddy? The beard can’t be shaved off. Well, it can, but it just grows right back. It can’t be dyed, either. It’ll just immediately turn white again.