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Margaret needed money badly. Viktor needed an inexpensive model. Both being rather shy, prudish people, they arranged to carve her figure bit by bit, exposing small areas of her body at a time — the individual parts to be assembled later into a complete sculpture model.
Viktor, however, sold model kits as 3-dimensional puzzles, much to Margaret’s dismay and humiliation. She went all to pieces!
“Well, I’m sorry! And if you had taught me first the proper way to undo your brassiere clasp, then I wouldn’t be having to make this adjustment now, would I ?!?!”
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Viktor, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly roughly jumbo envelope size painting.Â
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3230 (December 4, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by him have been used here, the December 5, 2016, strip being the prior.
rmremail over 1 year ago
Dad, I don’t mind posing for your nude statues, but do you have to keep carving me with breasts?
Hold still and keep quiet, son.
rmremail over 1 year ago
Harvey was used to sculpting on a budget, but working with a model who had a hunch presented a unique challenge.
Call me Ishmael over 1 year ago
The model’s sacroiliac/
was quickly beginning to crack/
she was willing to pose/
without any clothes/
but this took her completely aback.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago
“I’ll reattach your hand later. If you had sat still like I told you, I wouldn’t have cut it off.”
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
As part of the compensation, the sculptor at agreed to pay for the model’s chiropractic treatment.
Solstice*1947 over 1 year ago
/// Viktor Malmberg resumed his attack
on the statue’s undone marble back.
His nude model’s fine spine
traced a delicate line,
but he’d much rather model her rack.
Ubintold over 1 year ago
Say, that’s a handy coffin over there.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
Chiseled in “No regerts”
jdculhane46 over 1 year ago
Elmer finishes his latest work called “Wife Faking a Headache”
P51Strega over 1 year ago
I think the acupuncture would help my neck more if you performed it on me, rather than your practice model.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Margaret needed money badly. Viktor needed an inexpensive model. Both being rather shy, prudish people, they arranged to carve her figure bit by bit, exposing small areas of her body at a time — the individual parts to be assembled later into a complete sculpture model.
Viktor, however, sold model kits as 3-dimensional puzzles, much to Margaret’s dismay and humiliation. She went all to pieces!
Buzzworld over 1 year ago
“Thing” is there to massage her neck when she gets a cramp.
Lady loves a joke over 1 year ago
“You just watch where you’re poking, Hugo”.
Call me Ishmael over 1 year ago
She was willing to “cut him some slack”/
But her spine was now quite out of whack:/
Her condition grew febrile/
As he strove for vertebral/
Perfection – but he lacked the knack…
Rev Phnk Ey over 1 year ago
The sculptor had asked his model if she could find the missing leg.
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
Today, On Maury: “I Married A Chiseler”
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Don’t fidget. Remember, if I make a mistake it’s easier to chisel you into the statue’s likeness than the other way around.”
wincoach Premium Member over 1 year ago
Later that week, in an awful tragedy, John the sculptor, after a night out binging at local pubs, confused his model for his statue.
Slowly, he turned... over 1 year ago
Sculptor To model: “First, I make the teeny tiny model of you, and then I work my way up to full size. Are you available the next 27 years?”
Csaw Backnforth over 1 year ago
Hey – it worked for Pygmalion. Surely it will work for me.
Bilan over 1 year ago
The sculptor had to get her drunk before she agreed to pose nude.
4892624 over 1 year ago
Guys! There’s a melting hand right out of Dali in the upper left corner!
lagoulou over 1 year ago
Actually, at first, I thought he was praying…
Ken Holman Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Well, I’m sorry! And if you had taught me first the proper way to undo your brassiere clasp, then I wouldn’t be having to make this adjustment now, would I ?!?!”
Snoopy_Fan over 1 year ago
“You’ll be thanking yourself later for your menstrual cramps giving me this idea.”
mabrndt Premium Member over 1 year ago
Portrait of Viktor Malmberg:Â
Paste (including the quote marks)Â
"Category:Undated paintings" WikimediaÂ
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Viktor, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly roughly jumbo envelope size painting.Â
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3230 (December 4, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by him have been used here, the December 5, 2016, strip being the prior.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 1 year ago
Everybody said “take a picture, it’ll last longer!”, but he had a better idea…
Bilan over 1 year ago
Hugo the painter may be Finnish, but Viktor the sculptor finished first.
aerotica69 over 1 year ago
Has your doctor ever spoken to you about scoliosis?
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 1 year ago
This way, the model could play on their IPhone for as long as they wanted.
bagjr64 about 1 year ago
Hugo: This is the last time I go 50/50 on a model with Viktor. Mr. “I need to do this Close Up”