Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 15, 2023

Cartoon physics again. Gotta love it.

Let this be a warning to all you naughty kids.

♫ ♪ C’mon elfie, light my fire…♫ ♪

What parent would precede their kid’s name with “little”?

He’s been burning to meet you.

I can’t believe it didn’t get shot down, somebody fell asleep at NORAD. I know, they were too busy tracking Santa.

Coming to return to Hades with him.

The good news is that Big Jimmy won the Christmas lights contest.

The bad news is that the house burned down.

Flaming ridiculous, if you ask me. :)

(Please, don’t.)

By my calculation the Elf does not have enough mass to return to Earth. It would just bounce off the atmosphere and be Lost in Space.

Some kids have a “Mensch on a Bench”