Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 16, 2023

So I guess it’s best for them to be bad that way Santa puts coal in their stocking.

Nice sunlight absorbing lumps of coal. Just what a creature made of frozen water needs.

Coalths, eh.

Not coal. Body parts you can grow into. There’s a horror movie in there somewhere.

Apply some heat to them and sell it. Then you can get the PS5, snow kid

You can use them for buttons or eyes. Or if you want to really look different from your parents – a nose job.

Probably wanted a corncob pipe instead, but he was still too young to smoke.

Cute

That sounded like a sarcastic ‘Gee golly’.

To make you look cute as a button.

It’s better than another nose job.

Sounds like a movie in the making, The Coal Gifter’s Son.

From Uncle Weber?