Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 14, 2024

Makes me wonder what the speech was about.

I’ll wait for the CliffsNotes.

Sheep speech put horsie to sleep.

GARFIELD counting donuts for sleeping today.

Can’t count on the sheep.

NOT a Primary stump speech!

It’s like politics. The candidate has a successful plan, but some followers negate it.

I don’t know about it being a world record. When I go to bed at night I often fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow. That use to anger my wife to no end!:-)

C1 – Horace, could you make us one as a wall mount…!

C2 – The sheep come up with a plan to replace the fence with a verbal form of mela tonin…!

You can’t beat the sheep, Horace!

… but they do cook-up tender! Muah-hahahahahahahahahaha!

Sorry… went a little dark there for a minute.

But it may actually be something that interests you, Horace.

Every time I see Horace’s bed, it makes me think of “TRON” (1982).

Love the indoor sundial. Had the artist chosen to not have any dialogue, I wonder how many people would’ve figured it out? Not me!

LMAO!

Boring speeches are a definite “snoozer” inducer! ☺️

ZZZZZ competition is fierce.

I’m pretty sure I have seen ads on the Internet for an “illuminated sundial”. Go Figure.

This morning I woke up at four, listened to radio news shows for two hours, then fell back asleep for another two hours. Earlier when I woke up, I woke myself back up again by snoring, so you never can tell what puts me to sleep.

Seek a deep sleep? Try sheep speech. It’s cheap!

“Baa baa,” he said sheepishly.

An indoor sundial would be a fun invention. The wheel needs to be geared for one revolution in 24 hours. Or 24.24 if you want a challenge to keep the dial adjusted.

“I’ll sleep on it”, he chirped.

“I wouldn’t dream of it”, he said Horce-ly.

That is a fine example of a fleecy cloud.