WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 21, 2024

I was wondering if Tupperware was still around. I guess it is.

Is that dope aware, that they also produce round shaped boxes?

This is a conspiracy by Big Tupperware!!!

Put a lid on it and don’t forget to burp.

You still can’t beat the metal colanders we used as army helmets as kids.

Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists had always suspected!

But make sure you hear the “burp”

I’m somewhat embarrassed to say, but truth be told, I’ve never been invited to a Tupperware party..

But … Tupperware only works is it’s sealed shut with a lid

The Liberals and aliens actually get you through he air. To be safe from woke aliens you need to put plastic bags over your head and seal them at the neck. Why else do you think Liberals want to ban plastic bags?

The only thing that can really protect you is common sense.

I’m pretty sure I met that guy up in Ohio. I had never been in any state with that many cults and conspiracy theorists before. Fortunately, my being from the Waco area I was somewhat prepared because I knew David Koresh had come from Ohio.

looks like a new marketing ploy to sell Tupperware

I’ve met this guy.

An Alcoa conspiracy?

Tupper Where?

Only if you cover your whole head and “burp” it airtight. :)

Is this Alex Jones’ new podcast, TinfoWars?

It has to be metalized or covered with stainless steel tape.

At least it’s a fresh approach to the problem.