My brother is a fruit cake and should be on the moon because he is out of this world.
Now we know what is inside black holes.
It certainly can’t be eaten
The world can be divided into two types of people: those who like fruit cake, and those who are wrong.
Just pass it around!!
If it can’t be destroyed then start a media campaign to discredit it.
Dave, Dave, the National Fruitcake Day is supposed the be positive and affirming about the treat!
What a fruitcake! I mean …
It’s chock full of fruit. Unless it was overcooked, it should be tasty.
Fruitonium
I enjoyed fruitcake when I occasionally had it at parties; it’s very rich though.
Don’t forget the rum or sherry if you are into that. Just don’t overdo it with the amount you add to the cake.
…the delicious fruit cake made by the religious order of monks in Indiana are soaked in alcohol…
…paired with poppyseed rolls…
…I intend to go to work on 8 o’clock a.m. New Year’s Day…
…and dare them to drug test me…
…I am definitely in the pro-fruitcake group…
…I will even enjoy one from the ‘10 -Bits’ store…
…(formally The Dollar Tree)…
…and yet….
…I enjoy a fruitcake joke more than anyone…
They’re right up there with Twinkies for lasting forever.
Especially the one my Aunt Maggie’s used to make…lasted for years and always untouched!
So what we needed was Fruitcake man and not Iron Man.
Also named after the person claiming to have been abducted!
The vacuum of space is going to evaporate all of the moisture and rum.
Methinks they might consider this an act of war!
Throw a Nokia phone at it.
finally, my special day arrives…
So, fruitcake has some use.
The Duke 9 months ago
My brother is a fruit cake and should be on the moon because he is out of this world.
Zykoic 9 months ago
Now we know what is inside black holes.
Crumb creator 9 months ago
It certainly can’t be eaten
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 9 months ago
The world can be divided into two types of people: those who like fruit cake, and those who are wrong.
markkahler52 9 months ago
Just pass it around!!
The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago
If it can’t be destroyed then start a media campaign to discredit it.
ekke 9 months ago
Dave, Dave, the National Fruitcake Day is supposed the be positive and affirming about the treat!
What a fruitcake! I mean …
ladykat 9 months ago
It’s chock full of fruit. Unless it was overcooked, it should be tasty.
Dobie Premium Member 9 months ago
Fruitonium
nancyb creator 9 months ago
I enjoyed fruitcake when I occasionally had it at parties; it’s very rich though.
Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago
Don’t forget the rum or sherry if you are into that. Just don’t overdo it with the amount you add to the cake.
3hourtour Premium Member 9 months ago
…the delicious fruit cake made by the religious order of monks in Indiana are soaked in alcohol…
…paired with poppyseed rolls…
…I intend to go to work on 8 o’clock a.m. New Year’s Day…
…and dare them to drug test me…
…I am definitely in the pro-fruitcake group…
…I will even enjoy one from the ‘10 -Bits’ store…
…(formally The Dollar Tree)…
…and yet….
…I enjoy a fruitcake joke more than anyone…
backyardcowboy 9 months ago
They’re right up there with Twinkies for lasting forever.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
Especially the one my Aunt Maggie’s used to make…lasted for years and always untouched!
Carl Premium Member 9 months ago
So what we needed was Fruitcake man and not Iron Man.
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Also named after the person claiming to have been abducted!
PoodleGroomer 9 months ago
The vacuum of space is going to evaporate all of the moisture and rum.
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
Methinks they might consider this an act of war!
LrdSlvrhnd 9 months ago
Throw a Nokia phone at it.
gopher gofer 9 months ago
finally, my special day arrives…
Chris Sherlock 9 months ago
So, fruitcake has some use.