And in Georgia today a man claims to have been the victim of a duel abduction by Alien beings.
“There I were, out ther in the woods hunting for big foot, just me and my six-pack of Natty lite, when all of a sudden two beams of light struck me at the same time. These two flying saucers was trying to beam me up and they was a fussing and a fighting over which ones seed me first. Why them little space creatures got into such an argument over it, I just skedaddled fer home as fast as I could run. Well I did stop for a beer and a whiz, but then I runned home real quick like.”
SHAKEDOWNVILLE 9 months ago
“Saucerer’s” apprentices.
Ratkin Premium Member 9 months ago
They’re beaming with “pried.”
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 9 months ago
“Beam me up, ScotE.T.” (But am I allowed to use my right to a “phone home” call before?)
STEPUP 9 months ago
Now, now boys!!!
The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago
I wonder if he has a wish bone.
Doug K 9 months ago
War of the Worlds. War of the Words.
nancyb creator 9 months ago
Now now, learn to share. Each take half.
gammaguy 9 months ago
Looks like they have a probelem.
Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago
And in Georgia today a man claims to have been the victim of a duel abduction by Alien beings.
“There I were, out ther in the woods hunting for big foot, just me and my six-pack of Natty lite, when all of a sudden two beams of light struck me at the same time. These two flying saucers was trying to beam me up and they was a fussing and a fighting over which ones seed me first. Why them little space creatures got into such an argument over it, I just skedaddled fer home as fast as I could run. Well I did stop for a beer and a whiz, but then I runned home real quick like.”
nosirrom 9 months ago
The aliens from Solomon 3 will be here shortly to render a judgement.
Radish the wordsmith 9 months ago
His red hat is flying.
Gent 9 months ago
Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists had always suspected!
WilliamMedlock 9 months ago
That’s intragalactic. It’s interplanetary, but intragalactic.
Drgnslr Premium Member 9 months ago
Got there beam me up rays tangled