F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 06, 2024

yup …. the future.

And pay for each chip what an entire package costs today.

That’s not even a whole chip.

Great idea! Then every chip will be fresh.

Sanitation gone wild

Make the packaging edible and I’m there!

Next up – the dips.

shhhh… don’t give them ideas!

And still half the bag is filled with air.

Just one more step (so far): chip subscription.

Don’t give ’em any ideas.

sanitation for your safety

Aren’t they already doing that with those “one-chip challenges”?

Have you checked your waistline? You could stand to eat a lot few chips.

Hilarious. Hopefully the marketing dept. doesn’t see this.

Don’t forget the squeeze packet of dip!

So long as they package 2 pringle crips together – because noone can eat just one.

At a premium price of course. Savour the terroir… er, dirt… of each flavor, and vintage. I might speculate a similar course for dips… er, condiments, but Ranch may be a foregone conclusion.

Chips Ahoy! has 1000 chips in every bag. Now if they could just stay on the cookies.

I occasionally buy quinoa cookies which are individually wrapped inside their bag. Hey, I’d buy them in bulk if I could get them. :)

this is actually a thing in japan, where wrapping is an obsession. we’re overjoyed when we can find almond chocos (for example) that aren’t in their own individual wrapping inside the bag that contains them… ☺

There actually is a thing called the “One Chip Challenge”, where a tortilla chip seasoned with something incredibly hot (either ghost pepper or Carolina reaper, I don’t recall which one) is packaged in its own cardstock coffin. It sometimes shows up in different retailers as a novelty.

They actually do make individually-wrapped chips; each is coated in ghost pepper essence.