Having had a mustache most of my life, if you make a mistake trimming, stop and wait for it to grow out. Chasing the perfect match is an exercise in futility.
Until I saw the final panel I thought he was going to leave a Charlie Chaplin type mustache. What a shame one guy (not Chaplin) ruined that style for everyone else.
My greatest sin of the 70’s was having a half inch gap between my scalp hair and my beard hair, so I never could grow sideburns. And somehow I lived to tell that tale.
“Your sideburns are perfectly even! You must have had to kill a LOT of barbers!”
Barney Miller (In that episode, the 12th Precinct was briefly designated to handle all of (and only) the homicides on Staten Island; most of the jokes were very dark that week.)
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
Well, it would probably be a lot easier without the GLASSES!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 10 months ago
Is Monty rabid?
Eric Thom Premium Member 10 months ago
Guess Monty doesn’t realize that each ear is a little different on where they are on the side of the head.
Jayalexander 10 months ago
Don’t mention the nose hair, good grief.
noktar Premium Member 10 months ago
My reference point when shaving for sideburns is the tragus.
HarryLime Premium Member 10 months ago
Grow a beard and eliminate the problem!
Econ01 10 months ago
Having had a mustache most of my life, if you make a mistake trimming, stop and wait for it to grow out. Chasing the perfect match is an exercise in futility.
colddonkey 10 months ago
Sideburns are easy compared to trying to have the underside of the neck even if you have a beard.
MacII 10 months ago
Monty! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
mokspr Premium Member 10 months ago
Been there. Done that. Had to use the scryptic pencil afterward.
MRBLUESKY529 10 months ago
I solved this problem when I started shaving my head
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 10 months ago
Getting even is never a good plan.
sobrown51 10 months ago
Until I saw the final panel I thought he was going to leave a Charlie Chaplin type mustache. What a shame one guy (not Chaplin) ruined that style for everyone else.
walstib Premium Member 10 months ago
My greatest sin of the 70’s was having a half inch gap between my scalp hair and my beard hair, so I never could grow sideburns. And somehow I lived to tell that tale.
Impkins Premium Member 10 months ago
I see. Monty’s going “New Wave.” :)
mistercatworks 10 months ago
If your eyeglasses are tilted, you’ll never get your sideburns even.
dpatrickryan Premium Member 10 months ago
I did that one day. Ended up shaving it all off. Been bald ever since.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 10 months ago
Unless you have super-bushy sideburns like Isaac Asimov’s, nobody will be able to see both sides of your face at once anyway.
fritzoid Premium Member 10 months ago
“Your sideburns are perfectly even! You must have had to kill a LOT of barbers!”
Barney Miller (In that episode, the 12th Precinct was briefly designated to handle all of (and only) the homicides on Staten Island; most of the jokes were very dark that week.)
oakie817 10 months ago
why?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
Monty’s never looked better.
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
The earpieces of my glasses make a perfect reference point.
chriscc63 10 months ago
Ha Ha, Moobs. and it looks like he took some off the top top haha
LrdSlvrhnd 10 months ago
This is why I wear my glasses when I trim my beard, best reference point I can think of.