Monty by Jim Meddick for January 28, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  10 months ago

    Well, it would probably be a lot easier without the GLASSES!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 10 months ago

    Is Monty rabid?

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    Eric Thom Premium Member 10 months ago

    Guess Monty doesn’t realize that each ear is a little different on where they are on the side of the head.

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    Jayalexander  10 months ago

    Don’t mention the nose hair, good grief.

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    noktar Premium Member 10 months ago

    My reference point when shaving for sideburns is the tragus.

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    HarryLime Premium Member 10 months ago

    Grow a beard and eliminate the problem!

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    Econ01  10 months ago

    Having had a mustache most of my life, if you make a mistake trimming, stop and wait for it to grow out. Chasing the perfect match is an exercise in futility.

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    colddonkey  10 months ago

    Sideburns are easy compared to trying to have the underside of the neck even if you have a beard.

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    MacII  10 months ago

    Monty! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

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    mokspr Premium Member 10 months ago

    Been there. Done that. Had to use the scryptic pencil afterward.

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    MRBLUESKY529  10 months ago

    I solved this problem when I started shaving my head

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 10 months ago

    Getting even is never a good plan.

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    sobrown51  10 months ago

    Until I saw the final panel I thought he was going to leave a Charlie Chaplin type mustache. What a shame one guy (not Chaplin) ruined that style for everyone else.

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    walstib Premium Member 10 months ago

    My greatest sin of the 70’s was having a half inch gap between my scalp hair and my beard hair, so I never could grow sideburns. And somehow I lived to tell that tale.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 10 months ago

    I see. Monty’s going “New Wave.” :)

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    If your eyeglasses are tilted, you’ll never get your sideburns even.

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member 10 months ago

    I did that one day. Ended up shaving it all off. Been bald ever since.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 10 months ago

    Unless you have super-bushy sideburns like Isaac Asimov’s, nobody will be able to see both sides of your face at once anyway.

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    fritzoid Premium Member 10 months ago

    “Your sideburns are perfectly even! You must have had to kill a LOT of barbers!”

    Barney Miller (In that episode, the 12th Precinct was briefly designated to handle all of (and only) the homicides on Staten Island; most of the jokes were very dark that week.)

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    oakie817  10 months ago

    why?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    Monty’s never looked better.

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    eddi-TBH  10 months ago

    The earpieces of my glasses make a perfect reference point.

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    chriscc63  10 months ago

    Ha Ha, Moobs. and it looks like he took some off the top top haha

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    LrdSlvrhnd  10 months ago

    This is why I wear my glasses when I trim my beard, best reference point I can think of.

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