Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 05, 2024

And for a brief moment, Leo had hope.

(My hope is that that was Gary messing with Leo, not Gary just having a weak moment.)

All those lectins are driving him batty.

Now that is Scary Gary.

Maybe it’s a sign all vampires undergo a rutting season of some sorts!!!

Maybe Leopold got one of those “Learn to Throw Your Voice” pamphlets that used to be advertised in the back of old comic books.

NOW we’re getting somewhere…

Whoa! Did he just relapse there for a second?

Well now.

Gary needs to find a VR headset that can make his oatmeal look like a bloody neck.

nice touch with the coffee cup

Well, you certainly startled Leopold, Gary.

What about all the non-supple necks out there? And believe me, they are out there.

Every once in a while, Gary’s inner self comes out….LOL

Oatmeal for breakfast will do that to you.

Flashbacks to a different time. Probably nothing to worry about although research on vampires and dementia has not been studied much

Uh-oh

We finally get a glimpse of pre-suburban Gary. What a difference!

I like that the mug got wide eyed too.

An alternative ego longing for those past times no doubt…….

Better check that oatmeal box!!!!!!!!!! :)

once a year – say around Halloween – I’d love to see Gary go full vamp for a week.

How about a demon-from-hell henchman’s neck?

Better stick to decaf, Gary.

Gary hasn’t lost his edge after all.

Gary’s inner monster has awoken. About friggin’ time.

Even Leopold’s skull mug was surprised.

Hope springs eternal!!!!!!!!!! :)

Oh! Oh! Oh! The Real Gary surfaced for just a moment! Maybe things will get interesting this year if that’s part of the oatmeal effect….