Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 06, 2024

Boy you ain’t kidding.

What a crappy idea.

The one in the middle is too chicken to do it. He’s a chimp-pansy.

That flat out stinks.

Oh Poo.

Oh…Oh Good(all) God! They use tools! They use tools!

What the advanced monkey business this be.

First big step in Evolution

A crapapult!

no feces, sherlock

Oh, ick.

Not if the Roadrunner built it.

I wonder if Cheetah ever flung crap at Tarzan and Jane?

Yikes! They’ve got a catapoolt.

A Scatapult

holy $hit, a new way to get dung flung!

Look at that fun monkey,

he can sing and dance.

But watch what he’s throwing

he ain’t wearing no pants.

Will the flies go with it?

poop flies

Not so fun fact. Trebuchets were used to fling plague infected bodies over the walls of cities to infect the residents.

…and it didn’t just ‘happen’ either!

Baaah. Full of crap

Oh, like they need help with flinging. I think they’re already pretty good aiming and distance.

The precursor to the invention of the giant fan.

Hey guys, what are you flinging ?

How far away is your target? You might not even know them. Project your option on others, from a safe distance.

A Poopulsion system!

Monkey see, monkey doo-doo.

Primitive version of Fox “news”.

Since refined.

Nah, I prefer to know where I’m flinging, and who I’m flinging at.

Nice try, but that’s not how an onager works.