Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 29, 2023

This guy makes the Olympians look good.

If God actually disapproved of birth control, this would be just as funny, or unfunny. Bolling makes a great point.

Looks like God-Man belongs to the GQP.

I don’t see what the problem is. they’re all going to die anyway. it’s only one that may go on. If it’s the right time of month. they can’t stick around for that long. He’s doing syssiphus (I can’t spell it) work and avoiding real rescues.

Create more Sinners!!

“God may exist, but if He does, He’s certainly an underachiever.” Woody Allen

Listened to a National Geographic program last night about all the massive effort the pharaohs made to elevate themselves to being an immortal god. All for nothing. Does that help you understand the present?

“On the other hand…….. God-Man races toward an abortion clinic, determined to obliterate this modern den of iniquity with a quick one-two from his mighty fists of righteous steel. Hold it. With his supersonic x-ray vision, he spies something that gives him pause. It’s the mistress of a wealthy Republican politician. She’s there to help maintain the relationship between this good Christian man and his elderly wife and also his political career. (Anyone can have an accident, right.) He quickly goes into hover mode. Eventually the procedure is over, and he watches the young, shapely woman exit the premises. He momentarily loses his train of thought, naturally, but soon refocuses on the task at hand. The moral crusader ascends to nearly 10,000 feet and then rapidly descends. He makes contact with this repository of sin, and in a flash the building and all life within it are nothing but dust. God-Man then in a flash returns to a comfortable cruising altitude, ever-vigilant and watchful, aware that the job of judging certain humans is never complete.”

Every sperm is sacred!

Why not create something to do the gross stuff?

Immaculate Condomnation.

“Ha-ha! No.” —God-Man

Coming soon to a former republican democracy near you.

Man was given the task by God to be good stewards of the Earth. 8 billion people is way too many people to meet that task ergo God has to be fine with birth control. Also, life begins at birth. Has been the law of the Jews since the beginning of the Bible which is why there is an abortion recipe in the Old Testament, but the forced-birthers completely ignore that because it doesn’t fit into their goal of controlling women.

Then mom miscarries and goes to prison for Murder One. Which is why none of my exes would live in Texas.

Is a condominium birth control for little guys?

Just FYI this is a repeat (no year after the © symbol). Still relevant, but not an up-to-the-minute comment on an immediate event.

“Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to 9 months. After that, they don’t wanna know about you. They don’t wanna hear from you. No nothing! No neonatal care, no daycare, no Head Start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re pre-born, you’re fine, if you’re preschool, you’re f***ed.”

- George Carlin