Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 08, 2024

And hubby doesn’t look happy.

Does he know about it?

“But it’s not serious though.”

Sooo…. you’re into sloppy seconds.

That hardly counts.

“Oh, thanks for reminding me! It’s time for me to rotate my stock”!

One of my friends at work, when introducing his wife of 30-plus years, used to jokingly say, “Hi, I’m Bill. And this is my first wife, Pam.”

If you keep saying “Take my wife! Please!”, some guys will.

ba dum tss

But he doesn’t mind just watching.

So why the coy games? Just say you’re not interested up front. Simple and direct.

Ooooh – NICE comeback!

Hey, bring him along, its been a while since I had a good menage!

“His upcoming EXPIRATION DATE”

“Just my Husband,…but my weekends are free.”

Ha! But you’re welcome to stick around for the punchline.

….and is THIS guy your husband? The one with the scowl on his face?

“Mind you, we DO have date night on Thursdays. But other than that, I’m free.”

I know one married lady who doesn’t even include him although she includes others. This is not especially good for the children.

Methinks “hubby” isn’t aware they have an “open relationship.”

Dating eh. You means you is eats dates all day eh.

You aren’t dating your husband, you’re just living with him, and occasionally having sex with him. Very occasionally.

and they go out Dutch…