Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 09, 2024

The Chinese one is a Peiping Tom.

Kick Earth off the Association; it’s going to happen eventually!!!

Yes, we use them to look at stellar bodies. Uh, I mean, umm…

By the looks of those aliens, I’d rather watch a nova.

Make sure to close your blinds.

Oh come on you aliens. Looking at Uranus using telescope is just scientific research.

At least they aren’t complaining about all the probes we have sent all over the place. Yet.

This reveals what the Aliens have been doing with their telescopes.

I’m not a bit surprised about Chandra being a peeping Tom.

She’s always making up her white lies.

Putting on her bedroom eyes.

She says she’s coming home but she won’t say when.

They’ll never give us the secret for traveling faster than the speed of light if we keep annoying them.

A HOA? Call the Daleks! We Must Exterminate.

And they haven’t yet learned about our Ring doorbells

Shut up and go away, or we’ll release the pictures of you and Cindy-Lou Who.

“We’ve seen your internet, we know what motivates you!”

Umm probing and mindwiping Brewster? There’s the pot calling the kettle black

Ha! We do get our jollies from seeing what’s out there.

Telescopes, you say? Behind them, would that be the Rear Window of the RU Sirius?

While we’re on the subject, let’s talk about all that probing you’ve been doing to Earthlings.

Yep. Just like the Japanese whaling fleet “harvests” calling it scientific research.

Seems like there are a lot of complaints about the Earth and not just from the Galactic Neighborhood Association.

Japan still kills over 600 whales a year because of a loophole for “scientific research”. They are still doing a lot of research on how many whales can be caught, dismembered and canned in one year.

Shouldn’t have said “uh” first.

Oops. They are on to us.

Is Agent X an Earthling? I thought he was supposed to be an alien, what with the green skin.