Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 18, 2024

This is a case where it’s much better to tell than to show…

There was an episode of “Sanford & Son” that ended in a similar way.

The smashing side of the horse

“All your vase are belong to us”.

Horace wanted to be a smashing success.

He’s a horse in a china shop.

Atta boy horsie. Says no to made in china!

he was kind enough to do a demo…

He’s improving his swing.

Seems he’s becoming THORace

I thought a china shop was kind of a bull thing!?

… watch your six, Horace!

He’s either a smashing success, or a success at smashing!!

The demo really wasn’t necessary, Horace.

What good are they anyway if they break so easily?

So Horace is starting his day at the crack of dawn…!

Well, on the positive side, in a few thousand years, those fragments may still be priceless to archaeologists.

Ask a stupid question…

If I had a hammer…

Ah so. Ah so? Bueller? Bueller? ;)

You just can’t take him china shopping.

Let the chips and shards fall where they may…Horace has a point…

That is a great gag! Super funny!

Bravo! Simply Smashing!

Horace performs a vase-ctomy.

It vase that easy!

Seems like I heard a bad joke years ago about somebody accidentally sawing off a few fingers with a table saw and having the exact exchange…

Similar to one of Boccaccio’s Decameron stories, in which someone strolling with his girlfriend in the garden after dinner rubs sage on his teeth to freshen his breath—only he picked the wrong plant and dropped dead. The authorities ask the girlfriend what happened, and she demonstrates, with the same result. How romantic.