Anybody else like to play Mystery Science Theater 3000 while watching movies at home? It can be really embarrassing if you go to the theater and forget where you are.
“all by herself on a dark and stormy night, she hears a strange noise coming from the basement- deciding to investigate, she starts slowly descending the creaky stairway not turning on the lights but holding a small flashlight!”are you nuts? get out of the house!!! what is WRONG with you?
…and ya gotta love when they’re running away from the monster, dinosaur, etc., they somehow manage to run as fast if not faster and not get eaten…(well, sometimes, anyway!)
Imagine 7 months ago
Bolt FOR the door. And run away as fast as you can.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 7 months ago
How about just don’t answer the doorbell, turn the TV off
sandpiper 7 months ago
Logic usually isn’t a component in tv drama or a lot of modern movies.
monya_43 7 months ago
From the sounds of it, she has the right idea by reading a book.
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
“Avon” calling.
Dimbulb in Absentia 7 months ago
Questioning TV logic? Gasp!
Why, that dangerous practice could lead almost anywhere!
: )
rossevrymn 7 months ago
Man, my wife would be in agreement right here, to the point where I would not be able to hear the dialogue.
Meg ~ All Seriousness Aside 7 months ago
Relax. It’s just your MiL.
DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago
Anybody else like to play Mystery Science Theater 3000 while watching movies at home? It can be really embarrassing if you go to the theater and forget where you are.
rshive 7 months ago
Is he supposed to let it in for a drink?
tremaine53 7 months ago
“Just tell the monster that we already gave at the office, dear.”
Need coffee 7 months ago
You don’t need to run faster than the 200 foot monster, you need to run faster than the other person.
Calvins Brother 7 months ago
Hide under the covers.
wndflower1 7 months ago
“all by herself on a dark and stormy night, she hears a strange noise coming from the basement- deciding to investigate, she starts slowly descending the creaky stairway not turning on the lights but holding a small flashlight!”are you nuts? get out of the house!!! what is WRONG with you?
CccComics4me 7 months ago
Hey, if hiding under my desk at school would save me from a nuclear attack, then the door may stop the monster!
wildlandwaters 7 months ago
…and ya gotta love when they’re running away from the monster, dinosaur, etc., they somehow manage to run as fast if not faster and not get eaten…(well, sometimes, anyway!)
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 7 months ago
There is no reason to make the monster tear down the door if it’s gonna kill you regardless.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 7 months ago
And that is a reality show……
Ishka Bibel 7 months ago
First Rule of Management. “Do Something”
raybarb44 7 months ago
Baby steps…….
mindjob 7 months ago
He might as well say the butler did it
christelisbetty 7 months ago
Lets hide behind those chain saws!