Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 17, 2024

He that lies down with Dogs, shall rise up with fleas.

Even MythBusters wasn’t crazy enough to try this

Ben was patriotic, but very pun worthy.

Ben there. Done that.

Actually, what he really wanted to do was direct

A shocking expose!

He wasn’t grounded soon enough … fortunately.

Dave struck … well, you know what! … with all the puns.

Cheap cartoon lightning bolt (Available at ACME) only knocked one shoe off.

Ha! I got a charge outa this one!

Fortunately, Lou Christie was there to record the event.

I hear Lightnin’ Strikes by Lou Christie.

He just had a shocking experience.

Watts he doing out there anyway?

Four puns in one joke. Legendary!!

Trains hadn’t been invented yet, so he would have had to start an orchestra!

Funny!

He was quite popular with the French ladies.

Despite some static, he became a lightning rod for galvanizing ideas.

My fourth grade teacher told us a story of a railroad worker who was so poverty-stricken that he turned to a life of crime. Eventually he was caught and sentenced to the electric chair, but he survived and they had to set him free. Why? Because he was a very poor conductor.

I’ve read he was influenced by the Enlightenment. Now I understand.

Nice word play. Everybody adding a spark of enlightenment. lol

Nowadays most parents are divided on how to properly ground their kids. It’s the green wire right?

But he never was able to get on the streetcar, whatever name it might have.

Debby Boone’s greatest hit…..and… You light up my life….

it all came to him in a… wait for it… flash… ☺

Ohm my God, what a crazy thing to do.

You are all sentenced to the Punitentiary.

Oh man! Four puns for the price of one! Thanks, Dave!!