Close to Home by John McPherson for January 15, 2024

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    ronaldspence  12 months ago

    well, that is a novel marketing idea…a little like the old “protection” racket!

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    Cool Hand Luke Premium Member 12 months ago

    Try 100% off, Ray…….

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    gammaguy  12 months ago

    You should “reply” to their message by tossing it through their window. I’ll bet they have a big one.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago

    Subliminal marketing.

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    Zykoic  12 months ago

    Free inspection at our friendly dealers.

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    Eric Klein  12 months ago

    I’ll bet their competition will match it.

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    nosirrom  12 months ago

    If three guys show up wanting to fix holes in your lunchbox, lock the door.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 12 months ago

    I hope that the fine print says:

    “If Found, Please Return To Ray’s Glass Repair – The Store With The Giant Glass Window”…

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    The Pro from Dover  12 months ago

    What a pane.

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    Just-me  12 months ago

    A not so subtle way to generate business.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Business must be slow at Ray’s glass repair.

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    mfrasca  12 months ago

    Taking a page out of Charlie Chaplin and Jackie Coogan in “The Kid.”

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    ears2u812 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Reminds me of those idiots who toss a baggie filled with pebbles, and a business card in it, onto your driveway or lawn. It’s often for a lawn maintenance service. If you don’t see it, and mow over it, you’ve ruined your mower blade, and then you need them!

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    WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago

    I’d say that window is way past repairing. Look for someone who does window replacement!

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    jbduncan  12 months ago

    A little too obvious Ray.

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    Chris  12 months ago

    the cruel irony… how tragic. :{

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    wongo  12 months ago

    Rays business was a smashing success but a pane to break in new customers!

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    boydjb47  12 months ago

    The old broken window theory of economics.

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    They shard have a lot of nerve!

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    They know all sides of the business: They (can) break it, they can fix it.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 12 months ago

    Bleeb had nothing to do with it!!!!!! Nice curtains. Time to close them. :)

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    geese28  12 months ago

    Same ol tricks

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    davewhamond creator 12 months ago

    “How’s business, Ray?” “Smashing.”

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    cuzinron47  12 months ago

    He’ll be getting more than 10% off once he files charges. Plus you can add legal fees.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    Ray can be such a pane in the glass.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago

    Broke me up!

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    T...  12 months ago

    That glass is so thick, I can’t imagine anything busting through…

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    LrdSlvrhnd  12 months ago

    Pretty sure that’s actually evidence in the lawsuit against Ray’s Glass Repair…

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    megiggles  12 months ago

    Well that’s one smashing ad campaign. I’m sure it will be a shattering success.

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    tinstar  12 months ago

    That’s going to be a real pane to repair.

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    mbrahms26  12 months ago

    Yeah, and youse betta take advantage of dis great deal, capiche?

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    mistercatworks  12 months ago

    “Return brick for full discount.”

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    kaycstamper  12 months ago

    Hmm, wonder where that came from!

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