Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 15, 2024

Little jingle my Janis would not appreciate and I get the impression Arlo’s Janis is a little tired of it all.

Hey the old lines are still good but the underpants have changed over the years. Doesn’t seem to bother him though. I’m not exactly sure when that change took place here. Doesn’t bother me either.

Frankly, I don’t care.

I do not put my bra on like that.

Arlo needs to fix that and take her to London and Paris at least once.

Get a round to it.

What’ll they do once they’ve seen Paris?

Arlo keeps saying that in hopes Janis will become annoyed enough to not wear underpants.

might be time for a “road” trip.

Maybe a little vacation :)

Bra?

I see a story arc coming.

Arlo, if it’s possible, take her to England and France.

I’m good at removing a Bra, never tried putting one on :)

And yet he’s smiling.

There is no other country that rhymes with underpants.

I have seen London and France. Actually kissed my wife at the top of the Eiffel Tower on our 22nd wedding anniversary. Romantic…yes, but not enough for her to stay with me. I’m glad I can laugh about it now….I’m waiting to see what’s around the next corner.

it’s more important to see what’s UNDER the underpants….jmo!

For the original and longer discussion of the various methods of donning a bra, look for this strip in 2021.

I think that Jimmy is on vacation this week. We’ll see tomorrow.

We always said, “I see LONDON, I see France … “

Well, go! Would be a great series…

AH, Ellie May’s Double Barreled Slingshot.

Janis! Please ditch the gray lingerie! Color my world please!

I have seen England and France, but I’m not sure how that made me an authority on women’s undergarments. However, I have always been an interested amateur.

So, an old joke stolen from someone I can’t recall:

Conversation in a bar, first guy says, “So you sold women’s lingerie?”

Second guy, “Yes, I’m retired now. But I still like to keep my hand in.”

One out of three ain’t bad.

Neither have I.

Who cares about England or France, just cut to the chase.

Yeesh. We didn’t need to see that.

The trip isn’t necessary Janis…..

Women are detail oriented creatures.

Arlo is such a horn dog.

Granny panties. Well she is “almost” a grandmother. Doesn’t this break some religious right morality standard???

I’ve seen towns. And I’ve seen cities. ……………..

And since they’ve been married he hasn’t gotten the hint

“Less interesting.”

I usually yell,,, “Moons out!”

I’ve seen both England and France. And you can buy some new/ interesting/ prettier underpants once you get to those countries, as well. A win-win situation all the way around!

Will there be a storyline of Arlo and Janis in Europe? I would like that, if it’s told from real experience, not reciting clichées.

The guy who designed that bra hated women…..

I saw France from 30,000 feet up.

Wishing you a meaningful Martin Luther King Day.

Go while you can. Voice of experience.

Maybe it’s time for a very long travel in Europe.

Afloat sees England. Argo sees France. Janice sees his underpants.

Grey undies?Divorce is imminent.

He is darned lucky. She looks great in her underwear.