Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 22, 2024

So instead of BANG! BANG! it goes SPLURT! SPLURT!

I bet the fish’s name is Pluto.

I thought fish came in SCHOOLS not ARMIES! ;D

It only takes one flush!

Never attack the hand that drops fish flakes into your bowl!

Water cannon eh.

Aquatillery

Brilliant.

That fish puts up quite a fight.

tanks for the laugh…

Prepare the skillet and whip-up some batter! This means war!

Fire the tartar sauce!

Featuring General Mark Carp.

Now you won’t get fed, fishie.

The fish may wind up in a different bowl, the toilet bowl…

Super-Soaker 2024 Tank

Funny

Nice Beetle Bailey- style helmet, Dave!

LOL! ❤️☺️

On a scale of 1-5, I rate it FIN-ished! So much for that school of thought!

Not many SPLURTS left in that tank

How do you drive this thing?

Very fuuny, clever!

A Sherman tank, from the lagoon of the same name.

His great-great grandpa was a swordfish.

Fish stank.

Does anyone else remember when you’re like 10 years old and dumping too much fish food flakes into the bowl? I think the brand is TetraMin.

Colonel Trautman, from an alternate Rambo universe.

there were 2 goldfish in a tank, the first says “you drive. I’ll man the turret”.

M4 Sherman’s Lagoon?

About 2 years ago there were articles about scientist teaching a goldfish to operate a vehicle. Just do a web search for goldfish learning to drive.

At least it’s just water! :-)

A navy tank!