Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 17, 2024

If you are lucky, you will get it tomorrow.

Don’t we all.

“It is yesterday.”

Yesterday, all her troubles seemed so far away…

never set it for 2019. That year really sucked.

Her pregnancy test came back positive?

‘When you get it, you’ve got it!!’

Sadly, even the best time machine cannot make her a virgin again.

All’s well that ends Wells.

She really needs yesterday’s winning Powerball numbers !

Sounds like the morning after.

https://Youtu.be/xxG-YfedrfU “Predestination” Great time travel movie

The Three gold records Elvissa received for Heartbreak Motel (By The Hour), You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Horndog and Blue Suede Pumps weren’t enough to bring Elvissa the approval of her record company. In fact, she couldn’t Get No Satisfaction from the …

Hang on! Inspiration!

Just don’t go back in time and kill your mother when she was a little girl. That never works out well.

so do we ALL!!

Good one! Now there’s a line I can see catching on someday in the past!

Actually, it’s irrelevant when you get it as long as you get it.

-What do we want? Time travel!-When do we want it ? That’s irrelevant!

“Forward, into the Past.” (Firesign Theatre)

looks like an (improved!) variant on the vintage Anacin commercials.

I had a time machine but my future self took it away from me. On the other hand My Future self gave it to me. So it all balances out.

Wait till tomorrow then today will be yesterday.

that’d certainly have come in handy many, many times…

It’s always something! Get to the museum…you may catch him there….

Reminds me of a Saturday Night sketch where a man sent he this girlfriend a package that need to be there yesterday.

Einstein Express—When it absolutely needs to be there yesterday.y

Maybe he forgot their one week anniversary?