Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 22, 2024

Sucker!

Is Pam doing something different with her hair?

I’m going to be at a disadvantage. I’ve obliquely heard of “squid games” but know nothing about it.

It seems that all aliens teach their first year cadets how to invade by sending them to the R.U. Sirius.

The squid even has Pam’s hairstyle.

If he hopes to outwit the Space Squids, Brewster better put his th(ink)ing cap on.

I wonder if it will be the lack of aggression will give “Pam” away…

“Pam” meets Cliff:

Cliff: “I been slimed!”

I don’t want to play Space Squid Games. They just don’t sound like fun!

I’ve heard of camouflage with cephalopods but isn’t that a little extreme?

Try hiring the Mossad. They seem not to have been working for the last year or so.

To ‘keep’ his eyes open, Brewster would have to open them in the first place.

Notify Agent X that the space squids are masters of mimicry also.

Pam what a big EYE you have

I have one word for this: calamari.

I just watched the first episode of Xena Warrior Princess yesterday. Hard to believe it’s been 29 years since I first watched it. There’s one part where some people are following Xena. She jumps on the horse with the last one in line, knocks him off then jumps to the next one, and knocks him off, jumps to the next one until finally she reaches the leader. He starts to talk and finally realizes his entire group has been knocked off their horses and there’s only him and Xena. Then there’s just Xena.

Pam is obviously just elsewhere ‘cause ain’t nobody gonna take Pam without a fight — not even Xena Warrior Space Squid Princess.

Looks like Pam is retaining water.

Oof. Pam usually looks good, but…

I hope the real Pam is safe.

It would be a clever plan. But with Brewster, it’s overkill.