Kaputnik is correct. Krypton is an element (not a planet) and Kryptonite is made up. It was made up because in the original comics, Superman was too powerful and nothing could stop him, so they had to make up something to put a bit of zing into the stories and introduce a bit of peril for him. Otherwise it’s all too easy and would get boring
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 8 months ago
You could go back to your old job writing weather reports, Clark.
mr_sherman Premium Member 8 months ago
Go to your fortress of solitude and whine there.
eromlig 8 months ago
Not real?? Try Kr (atomic #36).
Gent 8 months ago
He getting super annoying eh.
robolt 8 months ago
Clark can’t
Benhamean 8 months ago
While it was later added to the comic, kryptonite was invented for the radio show, so blame the radio writers.
Doug K 8 months ago
Superman’s real alter-ego is Forrest … Forrest Gump.
ladykat 8 months ago
I can think of a lot of things you could have done, if you were real.
Skeptical Meg 8 months ago
Hit him with that bag, lady.
MRC112 8 months ago
Kaputnik is correct. Krypton is an element (not a planet) and Kryptonite is made up. It was made up because in the original comics, Superman was too powerful and nothing could stop him, so they had to make up something to put a bit of zing into the stories and introduce a bit of peril for him. Otherwise it’s all too easy and would get boring
DM2860 8 months ago
“What about magic? You are still vulnerable to magic.”And with that, she turned him into a newt.
Hardhar 8 months ago
Hey, stop throwin’ shade. We need a little sunshine, Superman. (Apologies to Donovan)
geese28 8 months ago
Explain Achilles and his tendon
Stephen Gilberg 8 months ago
Reminds me of Metro Man from “MegaMind.”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 8 months ago
But…but…you’re just a fictitious character dreamt up by some wildly imaginative comic book writer!
Lablubber 8 months ago
Or you could start stealing bicycles.
Impkins Premium Member 8 months ago
Next scene, lady is swinging from rope hanging from tree branch. :)
wildlandwaters 8 months ago
Guy’s got a yoga mat with ’im wherever he goes… nice…
comicalUser 8 months ago
He calls it quits and still wears his suit? I laughed, out loud.