Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 01, 2024

Okay, well that’s actually a very wise ancestor of Brewster’s.

“And what’s a traffic light? I’m supposed to find them in these parchment pictures.”

That’s why Silicon Valley didn’t join the Union for another 74 years.

I hope Brewster finds out he has an ancestor who founded and named the Radio City Rockettes.

Brewster’s ancestor was Mortimer Brewster. A writer that had two crazy elderly aunts, they both liked to poison elderly men. Mortimer Brewster also had a crazy brother, who believed that he was Teddy Roosevelt. He always ran up the stairs, and yelled charge.

I posted that last night.

I thought Brewster’s unique mental abilities were the result of an accident, not genetics. Is his backstory being rewritten?

Actually Brewster’s comment has some pertinence in this one.

The fine print said something about extending the warranty on his horse.

If the signatories could have seen what would be a quarter millennia later….

Terms and Conditions: If we lose the war, we all get hung. “Ready to sign Brewster?”

The nice thing about documents like the Declaration of Independence is the total lack of fine print. Being restricted to thick ink nibs did have some advantages.

Most people’s data gets used as insulation.

Those are the least of your worries Brewster. They’ll hang you if they catch you.

Where is the arm holding the quill coming from? Did it just fall off Brewster’s shoulder?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!