Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 01, 2024

Javyon Dohnson One time I was 12 years old. I could handle giving a choking victim the Heimlich maneuver, but I don’t know how I’d save someone from a fire.

Beman Hekele One time I was 15 years old. Did he fight Skeletor?

One time I was 207%.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

And you are 306% more likely to have someone else to make the bed for you.

What is this, Junior Edition Day?

Don’t believe the last one, sounds like propaganda put out by mothers.

“Researchers…” What does it mean? Who did that “research?” It’s true though. Do the math. how much is 206% of zero? :D

Just the previous day, Davyon Johnson’s class learned that drowning, choking, and suffocating

Are breathtaking experiences.

you mean, that’s why i’m not a millionaire?

So the soap makes the cancer cleaner? Makes no sense since I’ve had it 7 times so far and soap is not an option.

Does the soap helps to prevent malignant melanoma? Or white skin cancer? (???)

The following day after the rescues Davyon was arrested for arson and choking his classmate.

I’ve made my bed since I was a small kid, WHERE’S MY MONEY?

206% more likely to become a millionaire? Well I’m waiting. LOL

I’d better go make the bed!

Bedmaking associated with millionaires? That’s correlation, not causation.

Kudos to Davyon!

Great panel for today!!

The Ethiopian kid’s soap invention is far more important than bedmaking, even if it would lead to millionairity

Well. Rags-To-Riches stories are pure fiction. How can you make your bed if you’re homeless?

Way to gone, Davyon! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Hmphh, my great uncle was a millionaire and he never made his bed. He had the servants do it.

I’m still not making my bed, sorry

That last one is showing that R.b.i.o.n is running out of things to talk about.

A little about the soap story…

http://tinyurl.Com/7spk9akr

206% more likely? What does that even mean? I understand twice as likely of three times as likely. What does 100% more likely mean? Does 0% more likely mean you have about the same chance of becoming a millionaire as anyone else?

Unfortunately, Heman Bekele’s soap ONLY works on early stage (pre) cancer sites nothing above stage 2