Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 25, 2024

Retired. I can eat whatever I want, when I want!

Yakety Sax, you’re right. Bro eats his breakfast around 1:30.

Ha! Mine generally happens about 11:30 or later.

Breakfast is the only meal I eat at the “right” time.

It’s been quite some time since I ate breakfast at the right time.

I eat 2 meals a day but when I eat them is never “on time.” I did enough of “eating on time” as a kid and adult while working. Now I’m retired and I’ll eat when I’m hungry and sleep when I’m tired. No matter what time of day or night.

or no life at all

The only things I “break fast” anymore are New Year’s Resolutions and old shoelaces.

People who think that “People who can eat breakfast at the right time of day must really have their lives together”, don’t have their lives together.

My doctor and I have an argument over when I am considered to have eaten breakfast.

He will ask me, about when was the last time I ate before a blood test. I respond, “Define ‘eat.’ Do you mean the last time I had food in my mouth or the last time I had food in my stomach. There can be an 12 hour difference.”

I am still digesting my previous evening’s meal on my morning walk.

Set the alarm, Aunty! Set the alarm.

And who decides what is the right time? I do. Buzz off, I don’t eat breakfast.

Not a good way to measure mentality!

Or no choice…

I know.

It’s 11 AM where I live … I am thinking “brunch.”

That’s hard when you work shift work.

breakfast is early during the week when I have to work and whenever I feel like it on the weekends

Call me a rebel or a non-conformist, but I’ll decide when the right time is.

I have my lives together.

Sliced banana with yogurt this morning.

i reckon that when i sit down to breakfast, it’s the right time… ☺