Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 30, 2024

I want to go to Laughlin NV. Always had great luck there. But it is always windy there and now cold…hopefully by summer this urge will pass!

Easy mark.

When a tarot reader has cards with a Queen, King and Ace, the spirits tell me she’s a fake.

Don’t mess with a Medium, unless you want ectoplasm goo dumped on your head.

Love how she puts her fingers on her head in the last panel. Very conceiving :-D

She must be faking; she didn’t say “Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak”.

It is not a problem if you win. Or so he tells himself.

In which political party is she a member

I’ll bet neither one of them saw this coming.

Is my new girlfriend a Queen of Diamonds or a Queen of Hearts?

Ya gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold ’em,….

Where did she say Tarot cards? Maybe her specialty is foretelling the future with regular playing cards.

I like the pregnant pause in panel 3.

I always thought that a royal flush is what happens after King Charles goes to the loo.

Whatduya say we go double or nothing?

Calling a spade a spade.

Well…it has taken me a few months of on again/off again chortling, but I just finished enjoying every non sequitur comic from 1992 thru today. Wiley definitely uses repeats of many of his comics through the years, but they are still funny, because they are so applicable and universal. Thanks for the laughs. The comments are fun too, but Count Olaf is the best.

I have successfully steered clear of gypsies, fortune-tellers, seers, prognosticators, etc., for nearly 60 years now (by which I mean I’ve never gone to one; don’t even look at my horoscope the day after) … that said, I do occasionally deign to consult such spirits as Jim Beam and Jack Daniels.

My tarot card reader drew The Joker, and Batman walked in and punched me in the nose

IJBOL!…

A starter of 10 points for statin’ the bleedin’ obvious …