Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 03, 2024

It’s not just another way of life!!

We already have that Facebook tick tock…………

Please make this for real, I need it.

Sounds perfect for you, Bucky!

I’d join .. but then I’m anti-social.

If Satch is now Lassie….I sure hope Rob doesn’t fall down a well.

Bucky’s Diogenes Club…

Works for me,and I don’t want to hear about it…

The comic is from 2011, and we hadn’t devolved as much back then.

sign me up.

I thought it already was antisocial.

Not as entertaining as the Buckmeister will make it.

Last panel: rob has to reach for the excedrin

obviously Musk was reading this back when it first came out.

I thought about starting an antisocial media, but then realized no one would sign up.

Yeah it’s been done. Meet X!

Yeah, sure, Mycroft.

GET OFF SOCIAL MEDIA. IT MESSED ALL YOUR HEADS UP. except for go comics of course.

I’m so antisocial I think solitaire has too many players.

Honestly doesn’t sound so bad to me

A.k.a. Truth Social.

Is this one new, not a rerun?

In the Sherlock Holmes stories, Holmes’s brother Mycroft is a founding member of the Diogenes Club. As Holmes explains to Watson:

“There are many men in London, you know, who, some from shyness, some from misanthropy, have no wish for the company of their fellows. Yet they are not averse to comfortable chairs and the latest periodicals. It is for the convenience of these that the Diogenes Club was started, and it now contains the most unsociable and unclubbable men in town. No member is permitted to take the least notice of any other one. Save in the Stranger’s Room, no talking is, under any circumstances, allowed, and three offences, if brought to the notice of the committee, render the talker liable to expulsion.”

Eminently superior to current social media sites. I thought of starting my own Facebook Group called “The Diogenes Club.” Except under the most dire circumstances, no member would be allowed to post anything on the site. Instead of Friends, there would be a list of club members, but no member would be allowed to contact any other member.

“Lassie and gentleman” Yuk yuk yuk.

I’m not anti-social, I’m just picky..

It’s called Truth Social.