Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 29, 2024

Your fly is unzipped

Since it isn’t, I’d say something about his nose.

Hey, you! Get offa my cloud!

I’m at that age. Arthritis is so bad I can’t drive because I can’t give the finger and my trigger finger is totally jammed. I got an electric tricycle now soooo…..

GET OUT OF THE BIKE LANE!

Dang it Dave! Quit pesterin’ me with these danged ol’ consarned National Days!! … Nyaaah!

Ya whippersnapper!

Need a belt or suspenders with them pants, there, old fella?!

Doesn’t look like Walter. (And shouldn’t his pants be higher?)

The last Monday in January is also Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day. If I were as curmudgeonly as I aspire to be, I’d fuss at Dave for missing it. Oh well, off to time cars traversing two utility poles to figure out their speed.

What do you call a female curmudgeon?

I hope I don’t turn into such a person

I like Church Curmudgeon on Twitter (X).

Maybe some botox?

I’ve nearly achieved my Sidewalk Supervisor status. Offering/Pushing a bit more ‘advice’ about an uneven sidewalk, foliage trimming, etc and I’ll be a full member of a local grousing coot coffee klatch. (Only sipping the free stuff in the grocery deli of course.)

He’s crabby because his pants are choking him…☺️☺️

My father was “King Curmudgeon”….☹️☹️

LMAO!

An unhappy wife.

I’m sorry, but he really needs to get his nose to the doctor immediately!

IRL quote: me on Sat night at a dinner party: “There is a National Polka Day Day. Oh wait. That was a comic strip.” I think your strip is rewiring my brain.

Ha. This one rankles my fiber.

Ok Scrooge.

A day for my people!

Fred Mertz worn his pants the same way as the Curmudgeon. I wonder if Fred was considered a curmudgeon?