Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 29, 2024

Can’t we just stay home and eat chocolates?

I hope it works for her this time. Mari dosen’t NEED a man but she deserves romantic love if she wants it. It helps that her past love life have been a self centered bush, an attempted self centered jerk, and a sea monster that never loved her back.

Which fun center are we talking about? The laser tag arcade, or the place with all the trampolines and bounce houses?

There was a place called the “Family Fun Center” that I used to go to when I was a kid. It’s a Boomers now… and also unfortunately it lost its Bullwinkle’s Restaurant.

Have we met the Prince?

A UNICORN that can be seduced by something else than themselves? Who are you and what have you done with Marigold ?

I suspect Marigold will just center on herself.

But will ask Phoebe to join her.

Can’t wait to see the Fun Center!

And now, for the men and women in the audience, the Fun Show song! (Tamara Keel)

Flintlocks and Flop-tops

And Number Three Russians

Black-powder Mausers

From jackbooted Prussians,

Shiny Smith PC’s from limited runs

These are a few of my favorite guns.

Socketed bay’nets

On Zulu War rifles,

Engraved, iv’ried Lugers

That make quite an eyefull

Mosin tomato stakes sold by the ton

These are a few of my favorite guns.

Rusty top-breaks!

Smallbore Schuetzens!

And all of Browning’s spawn

I just keep on browsing my favorite guns

Until all my money’s gone.

More like the UNfun Center… I had a bad time there once.

The moral of the story being here: take Phoebe to the Fun Center already. :P

Here is the advantage to Dana using normal mixed lower case and appropriate capital letters.

Now I want to go to the Fun Center… ;)

Darling, I don’t know why I go to extremes

Too high or too low, there ain’t no in-betweens

The little girl looks cute wearing a yellow raincoat