Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 05, 2024

Smooch, smooch, smooch, smooch…………

Please, no hickeys!

So, they want to neither see nor smell each other?

That is just so….wrong.

Well…as long as they keep their shoes on.

I’ve never seen any anatomically correct potato heads. Kind of like Barbie and Ken. It must be frustrating.

Shudder….all those mouths speaking at once.

Looks like they could give the Corinthian a run for his money.

Kissey-facetime.

From across the room, I caught her eye(s)…

Word is she was looking for a stud, not a spud..

This could get complicated.

It might spice things up even more if they did it on the kitchen table.

EEEeerrrurrghhhh!

Why do His lips have lipstick?

“Got your nose!”

Aww.. they’re going to make little chips off the old block.

Nobody saw anything.

Look, I’m a Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Love Picasso!

Mashers!!

Exile. lol

Earworm of the day: “I only have eyes for you.”

How are they going to find each other without eyes?

Kissy face.

(snicker). Think they’ll find out that someone switched their lips?

Love is blind….

…. sure…. but only until some masher comes along and tries to interfere.

Ah, the joys of being a couch potato…

I would not have “gone there”, personally.

oh my…this is gonna get weird!!…(I think I’m gonna leave the room)

That’s a lot of lip service.

“Our Lips Are Sealed” plays in the background.

Okay so how’d they make out?

How many weenies did he attach to himself after the makeout session?

He has no eye, dear

Does this mean love is blind? And anosmic?

Where they’d get them from?