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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 06, 2024

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    Hello Everyone  about 1 year ago

    I thought they were Condoms at First!

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    Their pictures show why they’re (still) single.

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    One of the 12 monkeys  about 1 year ago

    Bottled it !

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    bobbyferrel  about 1 year ago

    Forgot the photo of the one with money in his hand.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Maltsel tov.

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    distortion Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The Glenlivit!

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    oakie817  about 1 year ago

    this left me in poor spirits

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    ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    A good single malt is a tasty experience.

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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    Before choosing, watch his Scotch Tape.

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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    Check out the spotless seats in that car, they’re Scotch Guarded.

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    joyridehawk  about 1 year ago

    Dating apps can be awfully whiskey…………….

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    Their first date will be at the Whiskey a Go Go.

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    CitizenKing  about 1 year ago

    Ooh, is that Pappy Van Winkle? Swipe right, swipe right!

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago

    Careful, could be a romance scamalt.

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    JLChi  about 1 year ago

    And check back next year, these losers will all still be single and even more desperate.

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    goboboyd  about 1 year ago

    The trending SWIG app. Not a freemium distribution scheme. IOS only.

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    AndrewSihler  about 1 year ago

    Yeah, but how many of them really look like their pictures?

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