Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 06, 2024

I thought they were Condoms at First!

Their pictures show why they’re (still) single.

Bottled it !

Forgot the photo of the one with money in his hand.

Maltsel tov.

The Glenlivit!

this left me in poor spirits

A good single malt is a tasty experience.

Before choosing, watch his Scotch Tape.

Check out the spotless seats in that car, they’re Scotch Guarded.

Dating apps can be awfully whiskey…………….

Their first date will be at the Whiskey a Go Go.

Ooh, is that Pappy Van Winkle? Swipe right, swipe right!

Careful, could be a romance scamalt.

And check back next year, these losers will all still be single and even more desperate.

And if the malt wants to be a home wrecker, there’s a dating app for that.

The trending SWIG app. Not a freemium distribution scheme. IOS only.

Yeah, but how many of them really look like their pictures?