Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 24, 2024

In an 11 year span 115 people died in gym related accidents. In the same 11 year span only one person died while eating a donut. Make good choices, people!

Nooooo…. there’d be no supper time dance.

We’ll miss you, Snoopy…

Well… you would get thin, yes that’s true.

All things in moderation. Keeping the moderation in moderation.

Dognuts?

I think that there is a hole in your plan, Snoopy.

Doughnuts, or donuts (or olycokes)?

Good advice. Fortunately, each new day can be the beginning of a new year ;-)

In a movie I saw years ago, Smiling Fish And Goat On Fire, a guy committed suicide just by eating a dozen donuts every morning for breakfast.

Snoopy can’t go one day without worrying about his supper dish.

That sounds about right

how about we just don’t eat?

Doughnut forsake me, oh my darling…

This week’s story line is going on a diet?

Today Snoopy is taking a bite out of four donuts. Yesterday Charlie Brown was taking a bite out of a tree trunk! I wonder which one is going to lose weight and get thinner faster?

The Homer Simpson diet, no doubt.

Yeah, that’s how it works.

What I wouldn’t give for a donut, right now.

Yeah, Snoopy, that oughta do it. I’m going through a similar diet now. A hardly any molar diet.

I just had my 2020 decade doughnut. I eat one a decade.

Resisting doughnuts at work, is easy. You do not need infinite willpower. You just need more willpower than 12 other people.

I think Snoopy’s been hanging around a bad influencer, namely Garfield!

Good idea! Dunkin’ here I come!

Maybe you should cut down on a doughnut diet if you have to use Ozempic.

Good luck with that…

Yes, Snoopy, skeletons are very thin

I don’t think you’ll last a year.

My dad followed this diet, but he started a new year every two days. (Lived to almost 90 normal-length years.)

here was an English comedian called Harry Secombe who had his own diet. " You can eat anything you like, just don’t swallow it! Wise words. ☺

But this was before Krispy Kreme made that impossible

If you use that diet ….. Snoopy ……. you won’t have to worry about the end of the year ……. :O

I think that plan is seriously flawed…

Isn’t it too late in the year to start?

If you don’t eat anything for the rest of the year, you will be dead.