Baxter’s disguise is decent, because Fata can mimic a man’s body language accurately. The police are looking for a woman, and wouldn’t immediately go to Baxter as Fata in disguise. I doubt it would bear up under really close scrutiny, but it’s adequate for her purposes. (Similar to Clark Kent and Superman—you aren’t expecting Clark to be anyone else, really.)
Oh, “Baxter” claims to have been called a number of times in the past when FM disappeared for awhile. FM said that “Baxter” was a fall back identity to use when the heat was on, and she would re-emerge when the heat was off…
So, how sloppy is FM that she needs to keep dropping out of sight? What crimes has she committed that the police were looking for her? Why have the police stopped looking for FM, so that it is safe to retire Baxter and bring FM back on the scene? Why are the police departments not sharing their wanted lists with other police departments? I mean, if there is a warrant out for unpaid traffic tickets the police in Detroit probably won’t mention it to the cops in LA. But if she’s been botching hits in other cities, or is suspected of murders in other cities all PDs in the country would know.
What crimes are so big that FM would have to go into hiding, but so small the police don’t share the information?
Ed Firsthand, the city’s fastest dispenser of passably accurate tips. Unless you ask those three hundred innocents Tracy’s railroaded into the Concrete Casa for lengthy stays, thanks to Ed’s sloppy reportage.
1-DT: What did you want to discuss, Chief? CHIEF: The weather. What do you think I want to…
2-DT: Yeah, it’s colder than a witch’s teet, out there! My “boys” have been doing their impression of raisins for weeks now! I saw a dog froze to a fire hydrant by a string of iced pee. Sam’s jaws froze up mid-bite and…
3-CHIEF: I WAS BEING FACETIOUS! EXPLAIN HOW YOU LET FATA MORGANA GET AWAY SO EASILY!!!
DT: Whoa Chief. Just cause there’s snow on the roof don’t mean there ain’t still fire in the furnace! Am I right, Chief? Huh? Ain’t that right??? CHIEF:Idiot…
Brian Premium Member 10 months ago
“He seems like an okay guy though. He handed me a nice boxed pen set to give to Tess. Of course I’ll take credit for it.”
firestrike1 10 months ago
Dick couldn’t see through Fata/Baxter’s ‘disguise’?…
none are so blind ad those who will not or CAN’T see, the dumb-ass…
Neil Wick 10 months ago
Good morning™, everyone!
At least he knows that there is something suspicious about Bob Baxter.
avenger09 10 months ago
JPW, care to amend you reply from yesterday? LOL!
avenger09 10 months ago
Shelley’s illustrations today are very blah!
Sorry, Ziggy!
Ida No 10 months ago
Typo in last panel. It’s supposed to be “I can learn from his firsthand.” Assuming there’s a character already named Firsthand.
oldiesfan 10 months ago
Is there a new artist on duty in this strip? Dick Tracy’s face and hair look a little different and Pat Patton looks a little thinner than usual.
IvanB.Cohen 10 months ago
What does Baxter have to justify this background check other than being brought in as a fill-in for the main attraction?
IvanB.Cohen 10 months ago
Wouldn’t Vitamin have character references on who he allows to appear in his theater?
Sporteric11 10 months ago
They haven’t done a background check yet ? And who is protecting Tess ?
Gent 10 months ago
Eh you say he a card but not you checks his i.d. cards yet Tracy?
crobinson019 10 months ago
Baxter’s disguise is decent, because Fata can mimic a man’s body language accurately. The police are looking for a woman, and wouldn’t immediately go to Baxter as Fata in disguise. I doubt it would bear up under really close scrutiny, but it’s adequate for her purposes. (Similar to Clark Kent and Superman—you aren’t expecting Clark to be anyone else, really.)
LawrenceS 10 months ago
Oh, “Baxter” claims to have been called a number of times in the past when FM disappeared for awhile. FM said that “Baxter” was a fall back identity to use when the heat was on, and she would re-emerge when the heat was off…
So, how sloppy is FM that she needs to keep dropping out of sight? What crimes has she committed that the police were looking for her? Why have the police stopped looking for FM, so that it is safe to retire Baxter and bring FM back on the scene? Why are the police departments not sharing their wanted lists with other police departments? I mean, if there is a warrant out for unpaid traffic tickets the police in Detroit probably won’t mention it to the cops in LA. But if she’s been botching hits in other cities, or is suspected of murders in other cities all PDs in the country would know.
What crimes are so big that FM would have to go into hiding, but so small the police don’t share the information?
Can't Sleep 10 months ago
A skilled actress can pull off male impersonation. Check out actress Tilda Swindon as a male psychoanalyst in “Suspiria.”
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 10 months ago
MOVIE QUOTE—-
“I’m just doing a good deed, you old fart!”
Boy Scout to Burt Lancaster—-TOUGH GUYS—1986
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 10 months ago
You want a REAL disguise? Go back to 1943 and Mrs.Pruneface disguising herself to “look normal”
Worked great,too. her disguise was only revealed by accident.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 10 months ago
If Tracy keeps coming around to the theatre EVERY DAY,our magicianess is going to get paranoid and slip up.
trainnut1956 10 months ago
Tracy took his hat off? Aieee! The world is coming to an end!
Wichita1.0 10 months ago
CHIEF (pushing the button that summons the helpful men in the white tuxes): Sooo, you think he’s a TRANSFORMER, eh?
Wichita1.0 10 months ago
Ed Firsthand, the city’s fastest dispenser of passably accurate tips. Unless you ask those three hundred innocents Tracy’s railroaded into the Concrete Casa for lengthy stays, thanks to Ed’s sloppy reportage.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 10 months ago
@firestrike1 – My sentiments exactly…well maybe a little less stringent…..nevertheless!!!….
Another Take 10 months ago
1-DT: What did you want to discuss, Chief? CHIEF: The weather. What do you think I want to…
2-DT: Yeah, it’s colder than a witch’s teet, out there! My “boys” have been doing their impression of raisins for weeks now! I saw a dog froze to a fire hydrant by a string of iced pee. Sam’s jaws froze up mid-bite and…
3-CHIEF: I WAS BEING FACETIOUS! EXPLAIN HOW YOU LET FATA MORGANA GET AWAY SO EASILY!!!
DT: Whoa Chief. Just cause there’s snow on the roof don’t mean there ain’t still fire in the furnace! Am I right, Chief? Huh? Ain’t that right??? CHIEF: Idiot…
orbenjawell Premium Member 10 months ago
…cut him some slack….can’t “crack the case”TOO early, remember, THIS has GOT to drag on for at least 5 weeks……
Don Bagert Premium Member 10 months ago
Next: FM/Baxter and Rikki kidnaps Tracy and Fata masquerades as him. Everyone is fooled – except for the elephant! :)