Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 09, 2024

very humerus

“shot through the heart, and you’re to blame…”

Same applies to having samples drawn. Was in the hospital for a couple of days and it wasn’t long before I thought they’d sawed my right arm off at the elbow collecting samples.

Kids who grew up in the 60s and 70s often have permanent scars on their arms from where they were given multiple vaccines in the same spot at the same time.

He may just have to shoulder the responsibility.

Why’d they stop using the buttocks?

You won’t feel a thing…

He hole- heartedly agrees,

Induction physical.

My shot record weighs about four pounds.

It went right flu him!

I needed that like a hole in the head…uh…

Just had one vaccine 3 days ago. That is about what it felt like! (But imminently better than the alternative!)

OK. I get the point now.

Ouch!

That’s gonna needle little time to heal.

When I get a shot, I pretend I’m Moby Dick facing Captain Ahab

I am suddenly reminded of Allen Sherman’s version of “Aura Lee”. "Next time you take vaccine take it orally… because you know the other way is more painfully…

There are earplugs that they can use on that hole. See if they can get the other arm to match.

…at the same time.

Actually, science has shown that getting shots in opposite arms increases your immune response.

They are now recommending alternating arms for the many vaccines which extend our lives.

When I was in the Air Force, I remember standing in a long line while vaccination air guns were used to inject both arms at the same time. I did not get that “warm, fuzzy feeling” when the guy in front of me passed out just afterward.

A hole in one! Bragging rights!

Tim Conway as the dentist and Harvey Korman as the patient. One of the best skits ever.

Good one, Dave! ❤️❤️❤️