If Coach Nonads Gerads is the Goshen basketball coach, who’s supervising their practices while he attends BHHLHM’s School of Machismo? Only one who could help this comic character is Randy Savage.
Uhm, if this is Coaching 101-Man Up(note Nonads sitting in a student desk ???), shouldn’t there be something on the poster-board to help hammer home the message ? Doesn’t sitting in an office having coffee like 2 grown-ups(alleged) make more sense ? But, alas, that would require better script writing. And that ain’t happenin’ here anytime soon.
If this actually is a storyline and not just a 5-day non sequitur, we may find out that Gonads is suffering from PTSD because he saw the Zamboni fall through the ice last season as he snapped the team photo. “Say cheese [CRACK, SPLASH!]”
I am 5’8". I had a successful career as a police officer. It’s all about attitude and presence. And if they get me, they have to contend with my brothers (and sisters.) This guy should have jammed that kid up from the time it happened.
Look you sniveling p##sy .In all reality , it’s time to cowboy up ! Start with terminating their families starting w their grandparents and work your way down. Show them no mercy!But wouldn’t it be nicer for me to ask Henry just to write me out of this comic strip ?
I think Kenny G fell asleep in P2, and was startled awake in P3. Embarrassing when you only have one student and you can’t keep them awake. And speaking of awake, while you’re still awake, you should check out today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
kdizzle about 1 year ago
Next up: Etiquette classes from Draymond Green.
Johnny Q Premium Member about 1 year ago
Pull a gun on them!
Klubble about 1 year ago
How did he get the two-tone sunroof in P3?
Klubble about 1 year ago
Luke tries to recover from the Moe Howard eye poke.
LawrenceS about 1 year ago
Have we finally established a story arc for the basketball season? Two dysfunctional coaches trying to help one another?
Gil-doh! about 1 year ago
P4: “Give them the Jerry Jeff Walker treatment – take one or two steps backward and drop kick them in the crotch.”
Gil-doh! about 1 year ago
Just turn in your man card and leave right now, Nonads.
bluephrog about 1 year ago
Love, Respect or Fear…the only three motivators that work and usually two of the three are at work together.
John543 about 1 year ago
There are no teachers or coaches who talk like this… C’mon, man.
Irish53 about 1 year ago
I was hoping for Tony Soprano rather than Luke
That kid with Marfan about 1 year ago
“Welcome to Coach Luke’s Alpha Male Training Camp. By the time you’re through, we’ll BOTH want to crush the Gilbot!”
bearwku82 about 1 year ago
If Coach Nonads Gerads is the Goshen basketball coach, who’s supervising their practices while he attends BHHLHM’s School of Machismo? Only one who could help this comic character is Randy Savage.
jayesquire about 1 year ago
Uhm, if this is Coaching 101-Man Up(note Nonads sitting in a student desk ???), shouldn’t there be something on the poster-board to help hammer home the message ? Doesn’t sitting in an office having coffee like 2 grown-ups(alleged) make more sense ? But, alas, that would require better script writing. And that ain’t happenin’ here anytime soon.
mgbbobby about 1 year ago
The name is Gerad not Gerards
Stalker Paul about 1 year ago
This train wreck is becoming more laughable by the day. The writer ought to consider a career in standup comedy.
jslabotnik about 1 year ago
Repeat after me Gerads: I’m big enough, I’m strong enough, and doggone it, people like me
That kid with Marfan about 1 year ago
P4:
Gonads: “Can I go home now? I need to go home and watch Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl.”
Luke: [Slaps Gonads across the face] “PRO FOOTBALL IS WOKE! HEY, I’M CURED! GET OUT OF HERE, NANCY BOY! I’M OFF TO KILL GIL!”
Twainrdr about 1 year ago
P-4: If it comes down to that, you can tell their parents on them.
That kid with Marfan about 1 year ago
If this actually is a storyline and not just a 5-day non sequitur, we may find out that Gonads is suffering from PTSD because he saw the Zamboni fall through the ice last season as he snapped the team photo. “Say cheese [CRACK, SPLASH!]”
Twainrdr about 1 year ago
P-1: Being a polite person, Henry posts a disclaimer on what you are about to read.
P-2: IRONY WARNING: Man standing at 20th Century flip board, tells student, sitting at school desk, that the desk occupier is the authority figure.
P-3: Hey everybody, they put a personification of the blog right in the strip.
KazDojo about 1 year ago
Meet at the flagpole after school and settle it.
Irish53 about 1 year ago
Good thing that No-gnads isn’t on the juvie staff. He’d be the girlfriend for the entire cell block.
artegal about 1 year ago
This is such a ridiculous story line that words of snark have literally failed me.
(Look at that. I bounced back.)
James St. John Smythe about 1 year ago
Luke should get his resume ready for that head coach position at Goshen.
tomcervo about 1 year ago
“You give them a count of 3, and then headbutt them on 2.” —Jack Reacher
Irish53 about 1 year ago
Even Jami is tougher than this guy
tcayer about 1 year ago
I am 5’8". I had a successful career as a police officer. It’s all about attitude and presence. And if they get me, they have to contend with my brothers (and sisters.) This guy should have jammed that kid up from the time it happened.
Irish53 about 1 year ago
P 3 (Luke thought bubble): “….and I thought that Gil was the biggest wuss coach that I ever saw…”
lemonbaskt about 1 year ago
hold on gerads im gonna paint a landscape maybe ill let you add some little trees
lemonbaskt about 1 year ago
gerads i didnt tell you to marry a lady weightlifter get use to washing dishes ill give you a number to someone you can bond with
lemonbaskt about 1 year ago
if gil dont give me a raise for talking to this fruitcake hes gonna get a pink belly from me and pedro
metals24 about 1 year ago
P3- (Nonads): “…….Should I just give ’em the finger?”
jslabotnik about 1 year ago
P4: Then you pull out your switchblade
Mr Reality about 1 year ago
Look you sniveling p##sy .In all reality , it’s time to cowboy up ! Start with terminating their families starting w their grandparents and work your way down. Show them no mercy!But wouldn’t it be nicer for me to ask Henry just to write me out of this comic strip ?
ComicsLover1965 about 1 year ago
“Oh, Brother”? That’s my reaction every day reading this ever-worsening writing.
Irish53 about 1 year ago
What’s Luke gonna’ use that whiteboard for? To draw stick figures of no-nads kicking kids’ a$$es?
Jacob Mattingly about 1 year ago
Dude they suckered him in the gut. He’s a normal guy physically, you have abs for days. This goes beyond respect and into reporting them for assault
Mopman about 1 year ago
I think Kenny G fell asleep in P2, and was startled awake in P3. Embarrassing when you only have one student and you can’t keep them awake. And speaking of awake, while you’re still awake, you should check out today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/02/13/quick-lesson/
tdrewhardin about 1 year ago
P2-“…repeat after me. My name is Elmer Fudd. I own a mansion and a yacht…”
[Unnamed Reader - 563f4c] about 1 year ago
Just turn in your Man card coach.
[Unnamed Reader - 563f4c] about 1 year ago
Agree, just don’t want you to think I stepped on you